[kj] (OT) M&M wedding advice ftw!

[sade1]

> ...recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

> Good Luck, 

> Tech Support


"Wot, no Antivirus? No, not the Spyware! Nooooo...."
 
   Ack, and if nothing works... sounds like a case of  "hasta 
la*ahem*'Vista' :XP baby, and out the 'Window'..."?
 
 
  Oh boy, a.w.e.s.o.m. O, that was probably one of the best emails 
i've seen on here in all the years of my Court-appointed logging on
to The Gathering [for aggravated felony punning].  it's one for the ages.
 
\m/>
 
 

From: folkdevil_23 at hotmail.com
To: gathering at misera.net
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2008 15:29:53 -0700
Subject: Re: [kj] (OT) M&M wedding advice



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Dear Tech support,

>

>

> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs
4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

> problems, but to no avail.

>

> What can I do?

>

> Signed,

>

> Desperate

>

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

>

> Dear Desperate,

>

> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:

> ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget

to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

>

> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)

>

> Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband
1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Lingerie 7.7.

>

> Good Luck,

>

> Tech Support




      
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