[kj] a cautionary tale from fatpotanga style...

[Brendan Quinn]

That woulda been easily fixed.Take your non-guiding had and make a
triumphant sign of the horns and shout "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT".really
make the guy's day.

 

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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On
Behalf Of uncle benny's magical bra & liquorice factory
Sent: Monday, 3 September 2007 7:38 a.m.
To: The Gathering
Subject: Re: [kj] a cautionary tale from fatpotanga style...

 

On Friday I had a meeting with our T Shirt supplier.
I hopped on the train & my hour & ten min journey was extended by an extra
80 mins.
Half way through... Lordy!
Too much coffee!
I need a wee!
So off I trundle to the toilets.

This girl beat me to them so I had to dance around outside while she poo'd,
shaved her legs or whatever she did as she was aaaaaages in there.

Now, I don't now if you're familiar with the loos on virgin trains but
they're all push button with these vast curved doors that slide round slowly
sideways so as to accommodate wheel chairs.
I ran in and hit the big red button to shut the door discovering that I had
actually hit the 'alarm' button.
I then see this lift like button of two arrows pointing inwards "><" so I
hit that & the door slowly churned inwards.
Thank god, I started to take a leak just as this voice through the intercom
starts asking me if I was alright.
"Fine! Hit the wrong button!" I shouted, trying to drown out the background
chorus of water hitting water.
What an eedjit I though to myself as the door suddenly started to whirr open
on me mid-piss.
Now the toilet is on the wall right next to the door, I am stood up pretty
much facing it so I can only stare in horror as the door starts to whirr
slowly open & I am exposed cock out, mid piss to this this startled looking
man & the corridor.
Being an electric door - a very slow moving electric door - neither he nor I
can quickly slam it.
I am also mid flow, facing him & can't move without it all getting very
messy.
He blurts an apology and moves away & just as this woman walks past I manage
to reach back enough & hit the "><" button again to whirr the door
agonizingly slowly closed.
In my enthusiasm to empty my bladder it turns out I had neglected to press
the second button marked "L" to lock it.

I am fatpotanga
I am an equal opportunity. 

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