[kj] a cautionary tale from fatpotanga style...

[melinda grant]

HA Ha ha  ha ha  ;-D)))))  that was better than a steve coogan sketch!

just hope no one on that train had a sneaky camera,filming bits of it, the 
whole episode  doesnt  want to end up on-- you tube,does it now!!!



:P  poor you,what a shocking thing to happen,want some more cake  :-o

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>From: uncle benny's magical bra & liquorice factory <fatpotanga at gmail.com>

>Reply-To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the 

>band!)"<gathering at misera.net>

>To: The Gathering <gathering at misera.net>

>Subject: Re: [kj] a cautionary tale from fatpotanga style...

>Date: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:38:28 +0100

>

>On Friday I had a meeting with our T Shirt supplier.

>I hopped on the train & my hour & ten min journey was extended by an extra

>80 mins.

>Half way through... Lordy!

>Too much coffee!

>I need a wee!

>So off I trundle to the toilets.

>

>This girl beat me to them so I had to dance around outside while she poo¹d,

>shaved her legs or whatever she did as she was aaaaaages in there.

>

>Now, I don¹t now if you¹re familiar with the loos on virgin trains but

>they¹re all push button with these vast curved doors that slide round 

>slowly

>sideways so as to accommodate wheel chairs.

>I ran in and hit the big red button to shut the door discovering that I had

>actually hit the Œalarm¹ button.

>I then see this lift like button of two arrows pointing inwards ³><³ so I

>hit that & the door slowly churned inwards.

>Thank god, I started to take a leak just as this voice through the intercom

>starts asking me if I was alright.

>³Fine! Hit the wrong button!² I shouted, trying to drown out the background

>chorus of water hitting water.

>What an eedjit I though to myself as the door suddenly started to whirr 

>open

>on me mid-piss.

>Now the toilet is on the wall right next to the door, I am stood up pretty

>much facing it so I can only stare in horror as the door starts to whirr

>slowly open & I am exposed cock out, mid piss to this this startled looking

>man & the corridor.

>Being an electric door ­ a very slow moving electric door - neither he nor 

>I

>can quickly slam it.

>I am also mid flow, facing him & can¹t move without it all getting very

>messy.

>He blurts an apology and moves away & just as this woman walks past I 

>manage

>to reach back enough & hit the ³><³ button again to whirr the door

>agonizingly slowly closed.

>In my enthusiasm to empty my bladder it turns out I had neglected to press

>the second button marked ³L² to lock it.

>

>I am fatpotanga

>I am an equal opportunity.




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