[kj] the retard

[mike coles]

dirk, it took you 3 hours to make the 30 minute journey to my house 
from dean street last time
so the fifteen minute walk from your hotel to the goldhawk tavern 
should take you an hour and a half

but don't wear the negligee, i much prefer the leiderhosen

a pint's six quid these days but i know the barman, give me twenty 
and i'll make sure you get four pints

and no you can't have the couch this time - it'll be covered in rob's arse

see you friday
colesy
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