[kj] Slightly OT: Jaz's survival tips!

[PRAEst76]

On (02/08/05 11:17), nicholas fitzpatrick wrote concerning [kj] Slightly OT: Jaz's survival tips!:
> 
> HOUSEKEEPING HINTS
> 
> 1. Don't take ashes out of the fireplace or wood stove between Christmas 
> and New Year's Day.
> 2. Never place a broom on a bed.
> 3. Close umbrellas before bringing them into a house.
> 4. Avoid sweeping after sundown.
> 5. You mustn't wash clothes on New Year Day.
> 6. Don't shake out a tablecloth after dark.
> 7. Never wash a flag.
> 8. Don't turn a chair on one leg.
> 9. Keep cats off piano keys.
> 10. Don't hang a dishcloth on a doorknob.
> 11. Sweeping under a sick person's bed will kill him or her.
> 12. Don't ever, ever rock an empty rocking chair.

Oh christ, I'm done for...

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PRAEst76