[kj] ot - what's your temperature?

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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from 
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson 
and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. 
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect 
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable 
clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove 
the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not 
become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out The 
literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every 
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I 
do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB 
THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.