[kj] ot - what's your temperature?

Jester webmaster at killing-joke.com
Thu Apr 14 12:09:32 EDT 2005


Wait.....so that rectal thermometer has already been up someone's ass 
before it has been bought???? YUCK!!!


On Apr 14, 2005, at 11:06 AM, fluwdot at earthlink.net wrote:

> When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
> work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> thermometer section and Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
> and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
> the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
> clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove
> the thermometer.
> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
> become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out The
> literature and read it carefully.
> You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every
> rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
> do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
>
> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
>
>
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