[kj] OT: fatpotangas lovely crap poll

[antoni at clara.net]

OT: fatpotangas lovely crap poll1. Name : Antoni Adamiak
70. age : almost 40
32. shoe size : UK 8
8. any secret names/aliases : Ziggy at school/Tosh with my family/BarnOwl in Kalamata
95. I earn a living as : Systems Programmer (ie. a dinosaur)
7. but secretly I'd like to be.... an Aviation Photographer and/or the father of a BBC make up artist 
8. what type of underwear are you wearing : black lycra boxers 
11. what's your credit card number (mail me off list) : 875 020 079 (ho ho)
6. Dear Santa, I've been ever so good so for Xmas pleez can I have... my £10K back from greedy Greek lawyers ... value for money, not
3. I live in... a shabby two bed flat
3. My highpoints of 2004 were : meeting Dawn, Chelsea knocking Arsenal out of the Champions League,my old 1989 Silverfish gig photos being used by Touch And Go records for their imminent official website (they like 'em !)
9. Aside from this poll, the crappest thing (so far) in 2004 was : the US election result, the dubious War On Terror, shameful monkey chants in Madrid  
16. I last washed my... laundry at the weekend
53. Next year I'm rather looking forward to : a probable change is living circumstances and other exciting developments 
9. I'm currently enjoying... Chelsea being top of the Premier League and telling lots of people about my personal hopes for 2005
88. When noones looking I sometimes like to.... rearrange the family jewels (especially with lycra boxers on)
42. in the event of my death I'd quite like to be... buried with my father's remains
0. for my funeral I'd like... to be present in some form, preferably in a wooden box 
20. Some thoughts on Killing Joke: they're a bit good
22. I quite like to drink... pints of draught lager and occasional swigs of vodka or whiskey plus numerous cups of tea 
34. I think I have a talent for... diplomacy
46. I would like to achieve ... further successful procreation long before my own daughter decides to bring one into the world
732. I'm a bit frightened of... big hairy spiders
6. I can't stand... finding anchovies on a pizza
59. I want to go to... Giza in Egypt to see the pyramids and Istanbul in Turkey to see Chelsea win the Champions League Final
18. I hate my... lack of inches (oh to be six foot tall)
9. I cringe when I remember the time that... I once took a girlfriend to the cinema see the film Scrubbers (the female version of Scum) 
88. when I'm drunk I... often fall asleep on my sofa, whilst attempting to watch a video of Match Of The Day
101. my favourite body part is.. my upper torso (my belly does tend to protrude when I forget to breathe in)
666. if you could paint anything on any part of any politician, who and what would you choose? I would use some foundation on the Ukraine's Victor Yushchenko's oddly pock marked face (what has happened to the poor guy ? he looks more hideous than that former "rag" Luke Chadwick)    
5. to relax I... lie down in the bath and soak & rearrange my bits again with a bar of soap
26. Oh god, not another stupid question : my thoughts entirely
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