[kj] Fat Pot Anger's Various Questions

[Graeme Rowland]

Some used to coin a cliche:
"Better Late Than Never"
but that was before they read this!

1. Name: someone or other

70. age: some number with a mess of zeros after it

32. shoe size: RAYVEN 42

8. any secret names/aliases: 
   Billy Hell
	Fibreglass Messiah
	      Graeme Dregs

95. I earn a living as: a young god

7. but secretly I’d like to be.... zookeeper

8. what type of underwear are you wearing:  carry bag 

11. what’s your credit card number (mail me off list) 
 
      999.333.666 

6.  Dear  Santa, I’ve been ever so good so for Xmas
pleez can I have... some rockin' respite!

3. I live in...  Interzone

3. My highpoints of 2004 were: 
       8 Shellac gigs
        8 PJ Harvey gigs
         Wire / pan sonic / liars (thrice) 
          Bardo Pond (thrice)
           Thalia Zedek
            Mission of Burma (4 times)
             Boredoms (twice)
              OOIOO  
               Read Yellow (thrice) 
                Throbbing Gristle
                 The Magic Band (twice)
                  Sonic Youth (twice)
                 
9.  Aside  from  this poll, the crappest thing (so
far) in 2004was: death of John Peel

16. I last washed my... parsnips  

53. Next year I’m rather looking forward to: 
    Killing Joke & Slint gigs

9. I’m currently enjoying...
      LOW - The Great Destroyer
      Howling Hex - All Night Fox

88. When noones looking I sometimes like to....  dress
up in ladies clothes and hang from a christmas tree
pretending to be Peter West. Everyone takes me very
seriously when I do this!

42. In the event of my death I’d quite like to be... 
resurrected as a killer alien like Sigourney Weaver

0. For my funeral I’d like... everyone to explode with
baby aliens who grow up to eat each other and trap all
politicians in cocoons.

20. Some thoughts on Killing Joke: 
          Wardance!

22. I quite like to drink... alcohol, coffee, fruit
juice but I don't need water except to walk on. I also
swim on the land!

34. I think I have a talent for... avoiding stupid
pointless arguments with Peter West.

46. I would like to achieve: getting out of 'nervous
system' - its a bit of a joke!

732. I’m a bit frightened of... offending Peter West
and his mighty intellect (mistaken for sarcasm).

6. I can’t stand...  people who think everyone should
live like they do, even though they are obviously very
jealous and unhappy in their existation.

59. I want to go to... flat of angles

18. I hate my... aching feet

9. I cringe when I remember the time that... I kissed
a Syrian anarcho-dwarf

88. When I’m drunk I... sing rousing renditions of
Killing Joke songs

101. My favorite body part is... those curious ones
girls have between their legs

666. If you could paint anything on any part of any
politician,who and what would you choose?   
      Pin the Tale on the Blunkett

5. to relax I... shoot heroin. I used to shoot pool
but can no longer cope with such INTRAVENOUS chalky
impurities!

26. Oh god, not another stupid question: 
      Who is Hip Priest?
       Who will you turn to stereo?
         Don't you know its after the end of the
world?

There's world outside your window
And its a world of bread and beer


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