[kj] (OT) Don't-let-The-Gathering-die! Emergency Poll

[Paul]

Fuck it, while I'm waiting for dinner, I'll give it a go till a real poll
turns up ...lol


1. Have you ever seen a ghost? *I think so.*

2. Have you ever seen a Bigfoot? *No, but I'm size 12 myself, that count?*

3. What is your favourite cheese? *Brie (Deep fried with cranberry)*

4. Who is your favourite historical character? *James Connolly (Irish
republican and socialist leader).*

5. What is love anyway? *A human emotion that bonds a couple.*
Subsidiary question: Does anybody love anybody anyway? *Yes.*

6. Would you rather be a cow or a badger? *A badger, for no reason other
than cows are kind of stupid.*

7. Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead? *Yes, ouija board in
teens, just scared the crap out of ourselves.*

8. If you had to marry a Muppet – if you had to – which Muppet would you
marry? *Emily AKA Mabear (Fozzie's mother).*

9. Have you ever had a near death experience? *Every day I get nearer.*

10. If you got on Dragon’s Den, what product would you pitch? *Reusable zip
ties.*

11. What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had in a hotel? *None.*

12. Which celebrity would you like to stroke your hair as you die? *Dr.
Bob.*

13. What is your most mundane encounter with a celebrity? *Met Bono once,
he was so drunk he could not stand, Shane McGowan was more coherent.*

14. Does sex with a robot count as cheating on your partner?* Only if you
fall in love with it.*

15. What song would you like to replace your national anthem? *A Nation
Once Again.* <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iickNtK5Ivw>

16. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be? *Water.*

17. If you could communicate with one animal, which animal would you
communicate with and what would you ask them? *Dogs, I'd ask them to fetch
and sit.*

18. How did the murder of Thomas A Beckett affect Anglo-Papal relations in
the 12th Century? *It ruined the carpet on the altar of Canterbury
Cathedral.*

19. Do you know the way to San Jose? *Take a left at Amarillo.*

20. Have things turned out like you expected them to? *No, a little better
in most cases.*

BONUS QUESTION: How would you escape from a Nazi prisoner of war camp? *On
a motorbike, great escape style.*




On 14 January 2018 at 17:44, Paul Rangecroft <paul.rangecroft at gmail.com>
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