[kj] (OT) Don't-let-The-Gathering-die! Emergency Poll

[Paul Rangecroft]

(Courtesy of Richard Herring.)

1. Have you ever seen a ghost?

2. Have you ever seen a Bigfoot?

3. What is your favourite cheese?

4. Who is your favourite historical character?

5. What is love anyway?
Subsidiary question: Does anybody love anybody anyway?

6. Would you rather be a cow or a badger?

7. Have you ever tried to communicate
with the dead?

8. If you had to marry a Muppet – if you had to –
which Muppet would you marry?

9. Have you ever had a near death experience?

10. If you got on Dragon’s Den, what product
would you pitch?

11. What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had
in a hotel?

12. Which celebrity would you like to stroke your
hair as you die?

13. What is your most mundane encounter with a
celebrity?

14. Does sex with a robot count as cheating
on your partner?

15. What song would you like to replace your
national anthem?

16. If you could jump into a pool of something,
what would it be?

17. If you could communicate with one animal,
which animal would you communicate with
and what would you ask them?

18. How did the murder of Thomas A Beckett
affect Anglo-Papal relations in the 12th
Century?

19. Do you know the way to San Jose?

20. Have things turned out like you expected
them to?

BONUS QUESTION: How would you escape from a Nazi prisoner of
war camp?