[kj] (Very OT) Excuse me

[sade1]

Ahh, great punnery. It's as I imagine heaven would be.

On Mon Sep 26th, 2011 8:39 AM PDT folk devil wrote:


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>12 of the  finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on

>                          British TV and radio 

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>1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -

>'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

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>2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 

>3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. 

>I  saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

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>4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge  boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't 

>that nice. The  wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the

>Oxford crew.' 

>5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the  reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is

>playing  so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his

>   balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

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>6. Carenza  Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team

>Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

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>7. A female news anchor who, day after it was supposed to have 

>snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,

>where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE

>have to leave  the set, but half the crew did too, because they were

>laughing so hard!

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>8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better

>today after  a 69 yesterday.

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>9. Clair Frisby talking  about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:

>'There's nothing like a big hot sausage  inside you on a cold night   like

>this. ' 

>10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker  shots on 'Sky Sports':

>'Stephen Hendry  jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' 

>11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male

>astronomer  for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

>'They seem cold out there.  They're  rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts'

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>12. Ken Brown commentating  on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 

>'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do  it by himself.'