[kj] Happy Birthday Raven

[sade1]

Garlic Tea (if it can be called that) is good. Done with boiled milk and a clove 
of. It tastes surprisingly good. 

 




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From: Mike Cooper <mike at coopersurf.fsnet.co.uk>
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) <gathering at misera.net>
Sent: Sun, January 16, 2011 2:15:52 PM
Subject: Re: [kj] Happy Birthday Raven


I don’t normally drink at home so don’t keep too much alcohol in the house but 
thought I would have a drink to Raven.  The only thing resembling beer I could 
find was a bottle of garlic beer a mate had bought for me from the garlic farm 
on the Isle of Wight which has start on a cupboard for 4 or 5 weeks.  I kid you 
not – garlic beer.  So I opened it, raised it, took a big mouthful and I mean a 
proper one and good god.  Without hesitation sprayed the lot across the kitchen 
sink.  Jesus that was nasty!  Why did I ever think it might taste nice and I 
love garlic in cooking.  I can still taste it (shudder). So a brief toast and a 
big spray for Raven! The sad thing is my mate who bought it likes it – but then 
he is a copper.
 
Do not drink garlic beer – even if it is free!  
 
From:gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On 
Behalf Of Rob Moss
Sent: 16 January 2011 20:57
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Cc: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] Happy Birthday Raven
 
We were driving through Oxford and at every opportunity he got he wound down the 
window and said " where's ya muzzle". 
 
Then there was his belt buckle. 
Did I tell you that one?
 
It involves testicles.........
 
Miss ya Raven. You old scrote!!!

On 16 Jan 2011, at 18:36, PHIL TOFIELD <phil.tofield at virgin.net> wrote:
my favourite Raven joke - he held out his hand, indicating three of the fingers 
and said "why cant you masterbate with these three fingers"

>"dont know" I replied,

> 

>"because they're mine"!!!

>On 16 January 2011 17:31, Bo Krogsgaard <bo.krogsgaard at gmail.com> wrote:

>I'll tell you his fave joke anno 2005 then. As you know, i spent three

>days with him in Prague, while they finished up Hosannas and got ready

>to play the XXV show. Paul and i were having a beer at Alice, and he

>went "okay, i gotta go to the post office, but if you don't mind, then

>come along, and we can grab a few beers after". I was like "sure,

>let's go".

>

>So, okay, maybe we weren't all that sober, and maybe our sense of

>humor was pretty much plain dirty by then, and we start cracking lewd

>jokes as we walk.

>

>Suddenly Raven stops me and goes "hey Bo, what do you do with 365 used

>condoms?".

>

>I'm already half cramped with laughter so i go "what?".

>

>"Melt them together and call them a GoodYear!".

>

>Gent as he is, he bears with me being unable to walk from laughing too

>hard. When i finally stop laughing and we start walking on again he

>goes "hey Bo, then what do you do with 730 condoms?".

>

>Of course, i was already stunned with laughter again, and could barely

>say "okay, Paul, what?".

>

>"Melt them together and call it a GREAT year!".

>

>That was Raven. Miss you, buddy.

>

>

>b

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