[kj] Happy Birthday Raven

[Brendan]

Similar one - extend two fingers, ask "Why do women masturbate with these
fingers"

Answer - "Because I'm good"

I'll raise a few tonight while listening to something appropriate.


> my favourite Raven joke - he held out his hand, indicating three of the

> fingers and said "why cant you masterbate with these three fingers"

> "dont know" I replied,

>

> "because they're mine"!!!

>

> On 16 January 2011 17:31, Bo Krogsgaard <bo.krogsgaard at gmail.com> wrote:

>

>> I'll tell you his fave joke anno 2005 then. As you know, i spent three

>> days with him in Prague, while they finished up Hosannas and got ready

>> to play the XXV show. Paul and i were having a beer at Alice, and he

>> went "okay, i gotta go to the post office, but if you don't mind, then

>> come along, and we can grab a few beers after". I was like "sure,

>> let's go".

>>

>> So, okay, maybe we weren't all that sober, and maybe our sense of

>> humor was pretty much plain dirty by then, and we start cracking lewd

>> jokes as we walk.

>>

>> Suddenly Raven stops me and goes "hey Bo, what do you do with 365 used

>> condoms?".

>>

>> I'm already half cramped with laughter so i go "what?".

>>

>> "Melt them together and call them a GoodYear!".

>>

>> Gent as he is, he bears with me being unable to walk from laughing too

>> hard. When i finally stop laughing and we start walking on again he

>> goes "hey Bo, then what do you do with 730 condoms?".

>>

>> Of course, i was already stunned with laughter again, and could barely

>> say "okay, Paul, what?".

>>

>> "Melt them together and call it a GREAT year!".

>>

>> That was Raven. Miss you, buddy.

>>

>>

>> b

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