[kj] OT - Ozzy

[sade1]

I hadn't seen those; they are hilarious to read.  I wonder what would get through here if the mods on this board were asleep at the wheel? ;)


 
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[looking at the current state of things..]
 
'Who has the fun.. 
  ..is it always a man with a gun...? 
    Someone must have told him if you work too hard... you can sweat" 




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From: The Mighty TB <planetary at socal.rr.com>
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) <gathering at misera.net>
Sent: Thu, January 28, 2010 3:03:54 PM
Subject: Re: [kj] OT - Ozzy

sade1 wrote:

On CNN, Ozzy says he likes Lady Gaga, as opposed
to all those other "manufactured" stars.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/28/ozzy.osbourne.sex.drugs/index.html?hpt=T2

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Evidently, the moderator where fans submit questions under the aricle is asleep at the wheel:

Some examples:

Oscar Sarquiz
Excuse my frankness, but what's your perception on having achieved so much with such modical talents? Is it because you have a live in manager? Please, enlighten me!

Hey Ozzy,
Why did you throw hot water on us in Dallas at the Cotton Bowl during the middle of summer when you were fat and had a shaved head?
Cheers.

Jonny Death
I'm a dedicated singer, thrash rhythm and neo metal lead guitarist.  I've sacrificed EVERYTHING for my music and found in that regard, I'm basically standing alone since other metal musicians of the same caliber are so far off in the distance, I can't even tell if they really exist.  Would you be willing to invest a small amount of time and money to help me
hire a drummer to cut a demo?

Peter Griffin
Hi Ozzy, big fan.
I was wondering if you could give me some pointers on what it would take for a guy like me to become a big worldwide famous, rich heavy metal singer. Now, I don't know how to read music, I can't sing.... at all. I don't know the first thing about writing lyrics for songs and I'm pretty ugly, fat and stupid. Oh, and my wife is a shrill harpy and my kids are dumb as stumps and I think my dog talks to me. And operating the tv remote is like brain surgery to me. Basically, I'm you without making it yet.
A little help?
Your biggest, bestest fan, Peter

Tony Iommi
Is it hard lip syncing to backing tracks and hidden singers when you play live?

Bob Daisley
Hi Ozzy, can you give me any tips on songwriting and retaining royalties on published music. I've had bad luck in that dept in the past.

eric clark
so mr. oz how did you get into thr hole thing of rock?

Dt T Sanchez
What is sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle equal to the square root of the remaining side?

Jake
Ozzy, Can you help me occupy my brain?

Ron
Ozzy have you ever thought of making a song with Gary Numan ?

Randy in Calgary
Ozzy,  Do you recall what you had for dinner last night?

CatchMe
What would you do with the brain if you have one ? 
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