[kj] OT - Ozzy

[The Mighty TB]

sade1 wrote:

On CNN, Ozzy says he likes Lady Gaga, as opposed
to all those other "manufactured" stars.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/28/ozzy.osbourne.sex.drugs/index.html?hpt=T2

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Evidently, the moderator where fans submit questions under the aricle is 
asleep at the wheel:

Some examples:

Oscar Sarquiz
Excuse my frankness, but what's your perception on having achieved so much 
with such modical talents? Is it because you have a live in manager? Please, 
enlighten me!

Hey Ozzy,
Why did you throw hot water on us in Dallas at the Cotton Bowl during the 
middle of summer when you were fat and had a shaved head?
Cheers.

Jonny Death
I'm a dedicated singer, thrash rhythm and neo metal lead guitarist.  I've 
sacrificed EVERYTHING for my music and found in that regard, I'm basically 
standing alone since other metal musicians of the same caliber are so far 
off in the distance, I can't even tell if they really exist.  Would you be 
willing to invest a small amount of time and money to help me
hire a drummer to cut a demo?

Peter Griffin
Hi Ozzy, big fan.
I was wondering if you could give me some pointers on what it would take for 
a guy like me to become a big worldwide famous, rich heavy metal singer. 
Now, I don't know how to read music, I can't sing.... at all. I don't know 
the first thing about writing lyrics for songs and I'm pretty ugly, fat and 
stupid. Oh, and my wife is a shrill harpy and my kids are dumb as stumps and 
I think my dog talks to me. And operating the tv remote is like brain 
surgery to me. Basically, I'm you without making it yet.
A little help?
Your biggest, bestest fan, Peter

Tony Iommi
Is it hard lip syncing to backing tracks and hidden singers when you play 
live?

Bob Daisley
Hi Ozzy, can you give me any tips on songwriting and retaining royalties on 
published music. I've had bad luck in that dept in the past.

eric clark
so mr. oz how did you get into thr hole thing of rock?

Dt T Sanchez
What is sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle 
equal to the square root of the remaining side?

Jake
Ozzy, Can you help me occupy my brain?

Ron
Ozzy have you ever thought of making a song with Gary Numan ?

Randy in Calgary
Ozzy,  Do you recall what you had for dinner last night?

CatchMe
What would you do with the brain if you have one ?