[kj] late report from the Forum

TB partyslammer at socal.rr.com
Mon Oct 13 15:15:24 EDT 2008


"Phil Tofield" wrote:

(snip)


> Train journey home was a nightmare! A group of lads got on and started

> picking on the bloke sat opposite me (cos he was fat!). Would have turned

> really nasty if it wasn't for the timely intervention of a guard who

> kicked

> the troublemakers off. Just after that was over, a woman got on and sat

> down

> opposite me. She looked ill. She had a tissue in her hand with which she

> was

> constantly wiping her nose. Five minutes into the journey she leaned over

> and puked all over the seat next to her. Then she stood up, presumably to

> try to get to the toilet, and proceeded to projectile vomit around the

> whole

> carriage. The poor bloke sat next to me took a full load all down his

> front.

> Luckily she missed me, but she still managed to infect me and I had to

> take

> the following week off work.


Jesus Christ, that sounds like something right outta a zombie flick like
"Planet Terror!"

You don't have any lingering taste for brains, do ya?

T.B.



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