[kj] Singers I detest

[Bette Dillinger]

1)  Jon Bon Jovi
     Safe, predictable, boring and horrific.  Put him in the Iron Maiden (not the band), please.  Thanks.
2)  Christina Aguliara (or however you spell her name).  Sorry, honey, you are even worse than Mariah:  You remade "Mother" by John Lennon (pitchfork out).....it sounds like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.  Jaysus.
3)  Paul McCartney (sorry Youth, but you gotta make money, and Paul's got plenty, so no disrespect, mon).  I will always think you are the safest singer and the most uncool Beatle (Ringo seems to know he won the lottery).  
4)  Bruce Springsteen.  Wow, you are so cutting edge.......were you ever.....even in the 70s?  Hard to comprehend.
Go home......your voice is as diluted as your lyrics.
 5)  Bozo, Bono, The Living Saint of Inepitude.  Repulsive.  Just repulsive.  Am getting nauseated now.

> Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:04:05 -0500> From: vassifer at earthlink.net> To: gathering at misera.net; gathering at misera.net> Subject: Re: [kj] (OT) Worst Singers> > > 1. Burton C. Bell. Sorry - I know he has fans here, but he STINKS!> 2. Madonna. Singing was never her forte. > 3. Bob Dylan. You know it's true.> 4. Mariah Carey. Just because she has a multi-octave range that makes dogs heads explode DOESN'T MAKE IT GOOD.> 5. Van Morrisson. Like listening to a fog horn fart.> 6. Beyonce. Absolute crap.> > Alex in NYC> > > > > -----Original Message-----> >From: Brendan <bq at soundgardener.co.nz>> >Sent: Nov 14, 2008 3:43 PM> >To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)" <gathering at misera.net>> >Subject: Re: [kj] (OT) Worst Singers> >> >Anthony Kiedis> >James Blunt> >Any boy band / girl band singers> >Rod Stewart> >Frank Sinatra> >Madonna and all those commerical singers> >> >> >> >>> >> Ok, we're hearing about our favourite singers...so who do ya hate?> >> People you cant even hear 5 seconds of..> >>> >> Michael Monroe - Hanoi Rocks"> >> _________________________________________________________________> >> See how Windows® connects the people, information, and fun that are part> >> of your life> >> http://clk.atdmt.com/MRT/go/119463819/direct/01/_______________________________________________> >> Gathering mailing list> >> Gathering at misera.net> >> http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering> >>> >> >> >_______________________________________________> >Gathering mailing list> >Gathering at misera.net> >http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering> > _______________________________________________> Gathering mailing list> Gathering at misera.net> http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering

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