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LEE PAIGE

Until recently, according to Lee Paige, Lee Paige was
'once
regarded as one of the best undercover agents, if not
the best,
in the DEA'. Recently all that has changed. Now he's
something of
a joke. The reason his status has taken such a
battering is
because something went wrong during a recent weapons
talk in
Florida school. Paige made a mistake. And shot himself
in the
foot. *Quite literally*. Look:

http://tinyurl.com/ozowq

It's funny. Very funny. And it's understandable that
Paige is now
something of a laughing stock throughout the entire
world, but
surely, could he not have turned this to his
advantage? There's
no doubt that the kids in that classroom will be a lot
more
afraid of messing with guns in the future, having seen
how
dangerous they are and how they can destroy a man's
foot and his
career in the blink of an eye. That was probably the
most
successful talk Lee Paige has ever done. So what he
should do
now, obviously, is build the 'accidental' shooting
into his
school spiel. Make it a regular thing. Every time he
says the
words, 'I'm the only one professional enough in this
room to
handle this gun safely', he could blow a dirty great
hole in
another part of his body. Kids will shit themselves
whenever they
see another gun. Job done.

But no. Instead, Lee Paige is suing the US government
for
allowing the video to be circulated on the Internet.
Oh, well. He
might as well try and claw something back we suppose,
but no
amount of cash will ever compensate him for his
dignity. And
furthermore, he doesn't stand a chance against the
DEA. They are
some bad-ass trigger-happy fuckwits.


INTERZONE
http://www.augustineleudar.110mb.com/Interzone.htm

RTX, Kristin Hersh, Githead, Shellac, Michael Gira & the Dirty Three interviewed here:
http://www.perfectsoundforever.com

Polysics interviewed here:
http://www.cultcargo.net


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