[kj] Jaz's certified sick note.........

[fatpotanga]

On 3/10/06 15:27, "Robert Mallett" wrote:

> Morrissey lives in Rome. (

My mate¹s ex is a total nut job.
Schizophrenic which is sad, but she¹d always been weird.
Ultra religious parents who's dad once ran out of petrol over a hundred
miles from home with a mini bus full of kids because he refused to buy
petrol on Sunday.
They had to sit and wait til after midnight before he¹d do anything.

ANYWAY...  he bumped into her recently & she announced that he was the devil
and had to die.
Her and Morrisey had been planning it.
You see, Morrisey lives in a council house in the village we grew up in and
(a little known fact here) Morrisey is also Jesus!
As well as a presenter on Manchester¹s Key 103 radio station.
My mate was naturally the reason they couldn¹t be together so, he had to
die.
She heard all this through the radio.
She told him all this with the sweetest smile as if she were discussing the
weather and then suggested they should go out for a drink.
Naturally, my mate, somewhat concerned, declined.
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