[kj] (OT) Joke of the day

[Leigh Newton]

That's all the pun-ishment I can take for one day!

Leigh


--- iPat <pmdavies at gmail.com> wrote:

> News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has
> separated from his wife
> Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is
> said to be distraught over
> the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!"
> 
> She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why
> this has happened, I'm
> stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts
> to keep the split as
> civil as possible. "She's 'Running around in
> circles", according to a close
> friend, "she will need all the support she can get
> its not like its easy to
> walk out on a relationship like this" It is not
> known whether a pre-nuptial
> agreement was signed prior to the marriage.
> 
> Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the
> world amassing a colossal
> wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
> subsequent musical
> collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed
> it is believed that she
> won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over
> the split have suggested
> that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's
> terrible" a source stated,
> "always trying to get her leg over". Another source
> has suggested that her
> battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca
> couldn't handle it anymore" a
> friend said "he would get home at night and find her
> legless" Many have
> attributed this to a problem which started with the
> present that Paul had
> got her for the wedding, she heard he was getting
> her a plane. It all became
> clear when she opened her first present, it was not
> the type of plane she
> was expecting. From then on she was able to shave
> both her legs!
> 
> 
> On 5/19/06, pssyche23 <antoni at clara.net> wrote:
> >
> >  Heard that on yesterday Marc, along with :
> >
> > What goes "beep beep beep" ?
> >
> > The sound of Arsenal's open top bus reversing back
> in to the depot  ...
> > ouch
> >
> >  ----- Original Message -----
> > *From:* Marc Phillipps
> <marcphillipps at marcphillipps.plus.com>
> > *To:* gathering at misera.net
> > *Sent:* Friday, May 19, 2006 12:26 PM
> > *Subject:* [kj] (OT) Joke of the day
> >
> >
> >
> > A South African gold miner loses his leg in a
> mining accident and is sat
> > in hospital talking to his mate.
> > "Well that's me fucked, who on earth's going to
> want a one legged gold
> > digger?"
> > His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul
> McCartney"
> >
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> >
> >
> >
> > Marc. .
> >
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> > Cats dream of marrying millionaires
> >
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> -- 
> Pat Davies
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