[kj] (OT) Joke of the day

[iPat]

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife
Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over
the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!"

She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm
stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as
civil as possible. "She's 'Running around in circles", according to a close
friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to
walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a pre-nuptial
agreement was signed prior to the marriage.

Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal
wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical
collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she
won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split have suggested
that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,
"always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her
battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a
friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have
attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had
got her for the wedding, she heard he was getting her a plane. It all became
clear when she opened her first present, it was not the type of plane she
was expecting. From then on she was able to shave both her legs!


On 5/19/06, pssyche23 <antoni at clara.net> wrote:
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>  Heard that on yesterday Marc, along with :
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> What goes "beep beep beep" ?
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> The sound of Arsenal's open top bus reversing back in to the depot  ...
> ouch
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> *From:* Marc Phillipps <marcphillipps at marcphillipps.plus.com>
> *To:* gathering at misera.net
> *Sent:* Friday, May 19, 2006 12:26 PM
> *Subject:* [kj] (OT) Joke of the day
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> A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat
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> "Well that's me fucked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold
> digger?"
> His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
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> Cats dream of marrying millionaires
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Pat Davies
www.amag.org.uk
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