[kj] fatpotangas lovely crap poll - matt

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That almost made me laugh as much as Robs Concorde pilot story.

A guy from the dive club I'm in, also called Jamie has a similar tale:
On his honeymoon he thought he'd impress and amuse his new bride so came out
of the bathroom naked, bent over, spread his cheeks and farted.
To his horror a little 'widget' as he put it, flew out and landed on the
newspaper she was reading.
It lasted 2 years (the marriage, not the fart)


On 29/11/04 7:11 pm, "mattdunn" wrote:

> Anyway, we sat opposite
> each other in a pub, she made me laugh/snort and this huge bogey flew out of
> my nose and landed on the table between us. We both looked at it in silence.
> I should have laughed it off, but instead brushed it way and carried on
> talking whilst going very red. Couldn't hold it together after that, so got
> drunk and made a pass which was rejected. Never heard from her again.