[kj] OT: fatpotangas lovely crap poll

fatpotanga fatpotanga at SexMagnet.com
Mon Nov 29 11:20:54 EST 2004


Blimey!
People have answered..!

1. Name
 Jamie


70. age
 34 and a half


32. shoe size 
9


8. any secret names/aliases ­
Erm lots =:¬)   
including...
Uncle Benny
Margaret Bickerstaff
Karen Hunter


95. I earn a living as
A print/web designer


7. but secretly I¹d like to be....
A pop star


8. what type of underwear are you wearing
Black CK¹s


11. what¹s your credit card number (mail me off list)
0698 9969 4298 3658


6. Dear Santa, I¹ve been ever so good so for Xmas pleez can I have..
A decent USB/firewire audio card. (Zzzzzzzz)


3. I live in...
A nice house in Culcheth near Warrington UK


3. My highpoints of 2004 were
Finally having a holiday, two in fact after 2 years of baby stuff
Casually discussing the idea of another child on holiday and getting caught
1st try. - I can impregnate a woman at 20 paces
Hearing our hosts (and my former manager) in France having very loud drunken
sex.


9. Aside from this poll, the crappest thing (so far) in 2004 was
Family illness


16. I last washed my...
...self an apple


53. Next year I¹m rather looking forward to
Being a dad again
A vasectomy(!)
Having our house extended
Starting to dive again


9. I¹m currently enjoying...
The Da Vinci Code by, erm someone.


88. When noones looking I sometimes like to....
Imagine myself naked


42. in the event of my death I¹d quite like to be...
Buried I think, in one of them there burial woods or the like.
Daft I know but I quite like the idea of being somewhere.


0. for my funeral I¹d like...
A non religious service where everyone sings a selection of my fave songs
instead of hymns which this week include:
It's Not The End Of The World? - Super Furry Animals
Love is Stronger than Death ­ The The
Do You Realise ­ Flaming Lips

20. Some thoughts on Killing Joke:
Gutted I can¹t make the 25th anniversary gigs.
But am really looking forward to hearing some new stuff, and a remastered
back catalogue - yummy


22. I quite like to drink...
Chardonnay
Decent Bitter
Coke
Lucozade
Coffee in the AM and Tea in the PM

34. I think I have a talent for...
music


46. I would like to achieve
A state of invisibility


732. I¹m a bit frightened of...
Heights.
Terrified in fact to the point that I can¹t watch the opening of Cliffhanger
or high things of TV


6. I can¹t stand...
Cats 
Josh Higgins
People smoking while I¹m eating
People who don¹t say please or thankyou when they take my money

59. I want to go to...
Ankor Wat
Oz, New Zealand (where was Old Zealand?)
Scapa Flow
EVERYWHERE!!

18. I hate my...
Fat gut


9. I cringe when I remember the time that...
When I was 17 me and a girlfriend had sex at her brothers girlfriends house.
We thought we were being quiet but were quite drunk & made so much noise
they got up and went downstairs to listen.
The drink slowed things down a bit so we started talking dirty and it all
culminated with ³can¹t you come?²
All of it was relayed to us with glee next morning.

Reading Alex¹s reply reminds me of the time I was introduced to Mark Burgess
after a Sun & the Moon gig.
Upon meeting this idol of mine, my beer addled head noticed his very sweaty
jeans.
My 1st words out of my mouth following ³Mark, this is Jamie²  were
³You¹d best change your pants or you¹ll catch a cold²


88. when I¹m drunk I...
Do magic tricks.
Bad ones.


101. my favourite body part is..
hairy


666. if you could paint anything on any part of any politician, who and what
would you choose?
I¹d paint Blairs face on Dunyas backside, positioning the mouth right over
the bullseye so to speak


5. to relax I...
Read 
Cook
Play guitar
Listen to / make moozack


26. Oh god, not another stupid question ­ said moses
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