[kj] Listen to JOKE..Despize Rollers

Thu Jul 22 19:27:51 EDT 2004

STOP; Please this is getting serious:NO Bay City Rollers.FULLSTOP

ok just a quick song
Shang-a-lang a lang  She ran with the.....................Ok  I ll  go,I
know.
 where I m  not wanted

Shanga land a lang she ran with the gang...LalA la laaa

 ----- Original Message -----
From: "Rob" <rob at westwoodassociates.co.uk>
To: "'A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)'"
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> I was talking about the rubbish jokes but yes bollocks starts with a b
>
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> No not bollocks,I think He meant Nirvana,Bollocks starts with a B
>
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> > bollocks
> >
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> > [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of Stephen Robinson
> > Sent: 20 July 2004 23:07
> > To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
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> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Alexander Smith
> > To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
> > Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 11:32 PM
> > Subject: Re: [kj] Listen to JOKE..Despize Rollins
> >
> >
> >
> > I'm proposing a ban on the "N-Word" from this point on.
> >
> > Alex in NYC
> >
> >
> >
> > Oh in that case, following a quick search on t'internet and before it's
> > banned:
> >
> > Did you hear Kurt Cobain was on the TV? ...and on the carpet, the walls,
> the
> > furniture...
> > Did you hear that Nirvana is planning to do another album? If they can
> just
> > find a lead singer who can keep his head together...
> > The new album will be called "Splattermind" and contain such hits as
"Kurt
> > Shaped Box", "Smells like A Rotting Corpse", "In Bloom: A tribute to
> Kurt's
> > head", and others.
> > Does Kurt Cobain like other kinds of music? Yes, he's a Dead Head.
> > Have you heard about the Seattle beer commemorating Kurt Cobain? It's
> bitter
> > and has no head.
> > Have you seen the new MTV show? Kurt Cobain: Plugged.
> > How do Princess Di & Kurt Cobain collect their thoughts? With a mop.
> > How does Cobain feel about the NBA? He think the Bullets have nowhere to
> go
> > but up.
> > How many Cobains does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to be
> > depressed about it, one to take heroin over it, one to sing a bad song
> about
> > it, and one to shoot it.
> > How many members of Nirvana does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hopefully,
> > not more than two.
> > How many times does it take Kurt Cobain to kill himself? Two, if you
want
> it
> > done right.
> > Kurt Cobain should have changed his name before he committed
> suicide...Kurt
> > Gobang!
> > Nirvana's last album: "In Utero." Nirvana's next album: "Post Mortem."
> It'll
> > be number one with a bullet.
> > What's got six legs, six arms, and two heads? Nirvana.
> > What's red and gray and hanging on the wall behind the sofa? Kurt
Cobain's
> > brain!
> > What's red and has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
> > What's the best thing about Kurt Cobain? His aim!
> > What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and a mug of beer? Beer still
> > looks good when you blow the head off.
> > What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and John Bonham? It took 42
> shots
> > to kill Bonham.
> > What's the first thing that went through his mind when he pulled the
> > trigger? His nose!
> > What color were Kurt's eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew that
> way!
> > What did Kurt Cobain say to the electrician when he arrived? Not much.
> > What did Kurt Cobain say whenever Nirvana went for a ride in a car? "I
> ride
> > shotgun!"
> > What did Kurt do when he got to the top? He self-destructed.
> > What did Kurt have to drink before he died? A couple of shots.
> > What do Cobain and Wesley Alan Dodd have in common? Hey man -- just shut
> up
> > and be glad they're dead.
> > What do JFK, Curt Cobain, and Bill Clinton all have in common? They each
> > have (or had, in JFK's case) half a brain, and Gore on their backs.
> > What do Kurt Cobain and Freddie Mercury have in common? They both sucked
a
> > tube and died.
> > What do Kurt Cobain and hockey have in common? Face-off in the corner.
> > What do Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used
their
> > brains to paint the ceiling.
> > What do Kurt Cobain and W. Bobbit have in common? They both got drunk
and
> > lost their heads!
> > What do you get when you cross Kurt Cobain with Richard Nixon? John
> Kennedy.
> > What does Kurt Cobain's head have in common with his record sales?
They've
> > both gone through the roof.
> > What does Kurt Cobain smell like now? I don't know but it's sure not
Teen
> > Spirit.
> > What has 2 heads, 4 legs and works at McDonalds? The rest of Nirvana.
> > What is Kurt Cobain's favorite album? "nomoremind." And don't forget the
> hit
> > off the album, "Smells Like Gunsmoke."
> > What is the ultimate guage of Cobain's success? 12.
> > What sound did Kurt's shotgun make? Kurt-Kurt Cobain.
> > What was Kirt Cobain's last hit? The floor.
> > What was on Kurt Cobain's suicide note? Mostly blood and powder residue.
> > What was the best cure for Kurt Cobain's depression? 12 gauge buckshot.
> > What was the best thing that Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety catch
> on
> > that gun.
> > What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love? Hole's gonna
be
> > real big!
> > What was the last thing Kurt said before his face got blown away? "S***,
I
> > thought this was a microphone!" Or was it, "Is this mike on?"
> > What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind, "Molten Lead"
or
> > his teeth?
> > What will Nirvana's next single be? "Bullet in the Head." (Rage against
> the
> > Machine cover)
> > What will Nirvana's next video be? Dancing on the ceiling.
> > What will they bury Kurt Cobain in? A heart-shaped box.
> > Whats the new singer of Nirvana called? Kurt No-Brain.
> > Who makes less money than Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic? Kurt Cobain.
> > Why can't you tell any secrets to Kurt Cobain? He'll go shooting off his
> > mouth.
> > Why couldn't Kurt Cobain become a professional boxer? Because he can't
> take
> > a blow to the head!
> > Why did Courtney Love drive? Because Kurt preferred riding shotgun.
> > Why did Kurt Cobain stop doing drugs? He needed them like a hole in his
> > head!
> > Why did Kurt Cobain use a shotgun? Because anacin was too weak.
> > Why did Kurt shoot himself? Because he could no longer shoot up the
> charts.
> > Why did Nirvana never let Kurt Cobain talk to the press? He kept
shooting
> > his mouth off.
> > Why is it so easy to read Kurt Cobain's mind? You can see right through
> his
> > head!
> > Why was Kurt Cobain so embarrassed? He shot his mouth off once too
often.
> > Why were there only two pallbearers at his funeral? There's only two
> handles
> > on a garbage can.
> > Why won't they let Kurt Cobain drive convertibles? His head whistles.
> > You know, Kurt Cobain would have had a great career -- if he didn't go
> > shooting off his mouth!
> > What do Kurt Cobain and Trent Reznor have in common? Head like a hole!
> > What does NIRVANA stand for?
> > Needed
> > Immediately
> > Reliable
> > Vocalist
> > Applications
> > Now
> > Accepted
> > Multiple choice: What will Nirvana's next record be?
> > My Aim is True
> > Up on the Roof
> > Going out of my Head
> >
> >
> >
> > The upcoming Kurt Cobain tribute album will contain these tunes:
> > "Alive" - Pearl Jam
> > "Bullet in your head" - Rage Against the Machine
> > "I hate myself and want to die" - who else, Nirvana
> > "Suicide Solution" (i forgot, Ozzy?) Ozzy, yes. And "solution" refers to
> > liquids with ethanol
> > "Kill yourself" - S.O.D.
> > "I shot the devil" - Suicidal Tendencies
> > "War inside my head"
> > "Suicidal failure"
> > "Suicide's an Alternative"
> > "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen
> > "Shotgun Blues" - Guns and Roses
> > "Overblown" - Mudhoney
> > "Happiness is a Warm Gun" - The Beatles
> >
> >
> > Top Ten Reasons Why Kurt Cobain Shot Himself:
> > 10. Wanted to repaint wall a nice shade of "Hint of Brain"
> > 9. Ran out of possible 3 chord combinations for songs.
> > 8. Too many listeners beginning to understand lyrics.
> > 7. If at first you don't succeed, try try again...
> > 6. "Which is dangerous, the wooden end or the metal end?"
> > 5. Tried to scratch pesky spot behind ear with shotgun.
> > 4. Damn Fly!
> > 3. "If I don't get this tuned right I'm gonna shoot myself"
> > 2. Playing Solitaire Russian Roulette
> > And the number one reason:
> > 1. Couldn't figure out "Cinnamon Girl" Solo.
> >
> >
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