[kj] ot - favorite words

[peter.west410]

i ll have a go,

Disappear:

    An Afro-American standing at the bottom of a pear tree,Shouting up at
one in a abusive manor.

geddit.......................Dis a pear........
          I know where the door is......Ill show meself out


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Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 3:43 PM
Subject: [kj] ot - favorite words


> Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in
> which
> readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various
> words.
> And the winners are...
> 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
> gained.
> 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
> 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
> 1. 5.Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
> 5. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
> absentmindedly
> answer the door in your nightgown.
> 6. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
> 7. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
> 8. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
> you are run
> over by a steamroller
> 9. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
> 10. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
> 11. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
> proctologist
> immediately before he examines you.
> 12. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
> Yiddish
> expressions.
> 13. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
> 14. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul
> goes up
> on the roof and gets stuck there.
> 15. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
>
>
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