[kj] OT centrino - what's all that about

[peter.west410]

Paul,I recently read a report from a reliable source which stated laptops
are very dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.It stated that humans
can acquire viruses from laptops and due to the nature of where its placed,
prolonged use can make your willy shrivel up and eventually drop off.
       Not only that  I'm sure you will miss you daily trip to the
library.( and they will miss your daily 12 30-1 30 visit)
   Think of what else you could spend $1000 on ;a bicycle ,cinema affect
T.V. or enough "Happy pills "to last until Christmas.You could even give it
to charity ,some Africans live on a $1 a day You could give some lucky
African a three year holiday.
         The report also stated that laptops are prone to spontaneous
combust without warning. ;-)


----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Rangecroft" <killing_j0ke at hotmail.com>
To: <gathering at misera.net>
Sent: Thursday, April 29, 2004 10:19 AM
Subject: [kj] OT centrino - what's all that about


> dear list about all things killing joke (the band),
>
> i wonder if you can help me. i'm thinking of getting one them there
> 'centrino' laptops so i can annoy you all 24/7 (plus i could do website
> stuff offline and upload it with that too) but before i do i need to know
> what the real score is. what is the data transfer rate? do you have to pay
> for being online? is there a catch? and what's the cheapest you can get
one
> for (prob. on ebay or at one of those computer fairs)? you can email me
off
> list if you want to keep the OT down to a minimum, but others may be
> interested too so i'll leave that up to you. thanks in advance for any
help.
>
> ps jonno can't wait to hear your goodies. gotta agree about that
weathergirl
> - don't forget she's on 'the impressionable john culshaw' on itv too. he
> does a good des lynam hitting on her "show me your warm front and i'll
show
> you my ridge of high pressure" etc. soz i haven't sent yer list yet i'm
> trying honestly but none of the pcs will even open the file now i may have
> to type it up again coz i think it's corrupted.
>
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