[kj] Jaz Coleman newsletter #5

Wed Dec 2 04:40:46 EST 2020

What a load of drivel!  It used to be entertaining but it just reads 
like some typical Facebook twat now. Maybe He Should Start Writing With 
Every Word Having The First Letter Capitalised like the guy on my FB who 
says if we needed to wear masks, we would've been born with them... not 
considering his profile pic, clearly showing that he wears glasses!

And KJ had gigs booked in 2020 did they not?

I can't see tomorrow, I can't see the world to come, I can't see 
tomorrow, but put my pies in your tum...

I suppose I should just laugh instead of getting annoyed- maybe he's 
just on a huge wind-up, a killing joke.

Dave in Edinburgh

On 30/11/2020 18:46, Paul wrote:
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> *Jaz Coleman newsletter #5*
>
> Recording /Magna Invocatio/ at St Petersburg Radio House Studio, St 
> Petersburg Russia.
>
>
>   Jaz's monthly update
>
> Well Mexico is back in the red; in terms of Covid 19 terminology 
> obviously means a full lockdown – which to be perfectly honest doesn’t 
> mean a great deal here. It’s starvation and death for most of the 
> populace if they stay inside and the ordinary man knows that only 1% 
> of Covid infections result in death, so they are prepared to take the 
> risk.
>
> And when I go outside and venture to the shops I am forced to stop and 
> consider for one moment, forty one years of warning people about the 
> encroaching technocracy and its agenda of enslavement. And of course, 
> the transition from category orange to red brings it all back as I 
> look up at the geoengineered sky amidst social distancing.
>
> “The sky is turning grey
> Bodies walk around me
> It’s just another day
> Waiting for the dream
> There’s something in the air
> Everybody can feel it”
>
> /Turn To Red/ 1979
>
> Was I surprised by the appearance of Covid 19? No! Not at all! This 
> time last year I was warning as many of my friends as possible that an 
> engineered event was approaching after January 12. As the capstone 
> that governs the planet (the Super Lodges) operate their agenda by 
> astrological means it was easy for astrologers worldwide to predict an 
> authoritarian trend of technocracy by the ascending Uranus (called the 
> dictators' astrology as it mirrors similar events of 1933 when Stalin, 
> Hitler, Mussolini and France came to effective power).
>
> Killing Joke planned to do absolutely nothing new in 2020 after the 
> approaching astrology was analyzed. This was decided much earlier in 
> 2019 by our trusty astrologer. So, the release of /Magna Invocatio/ 
> this time last year was a great victory and has been a total success 
> beyond my wildest dreams. It has introduced Killing Joke’s music to 
> millions of people who would not otherwise listen to K.J. in places 
> such as China, Russia and the far east. There is more to be announced 
> here, but I’ll let the official channels do that.
>
> After my Cigar Hour with Rob Moss I am off the grid and on the move 
> resurfacing end of January 2021.
>
> *Jaz*
>
> PS. Global economic collapse imminent. Predicted 60% loss of currency 
> value in order to introduce digital currency and implants (RFID 
> chips). Buckle up!
>
>
>   NEWS
>
> *K÷93*
>
> News is out. Lost recordings from Jaz, Geordie and Peter Hook have now 
> resurfaced. Recorded in Manchester in 1993, this three track 10” clear 
> vinyl is limited 2,000 copies worldwide and includes a gig flyer postcard.
>
> *Tracklisting:*
> *Side 1: */Remembrance Day/
> *Side 2: */Giving up the Ghost/, /Scrying/
> Presale website and official merchandise store launching Friday 4^th 
> December
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>
>   The Joker Hot Sauce
>
> Pleased to announce our first retail outlet for Jaz’s The Joker – 
> Honour the Fire Hot Sauce. Thanks to Diamond Dave and Hot Sauce John, 
> we now have a physical presence at The Hot Sauce Emporium in Bristol.
> FB: @HotSauceEmporium, Twitter: @ChoplesHot, Instagram  @johnchoples
> Address: Exchange Hall, St Nicholas Market, BS1 1JQ.
> Re-opening on Wednesday 2^nd December
> *More to be announced soon!*
>
>
>   Jaz pies delivered to your door
>
> From the mind of Jaz Coleman, founding member of iconic post punk 
> pioneers Killing Joke, Piecaramba! presents The Joker – British 
> chicken chunks in a spicy jerk sauce with red peppers and chillies, 
> and The Harlequin – a veggie version with sweet potato, courgettes, 
> leeks, onions, red peppers and chillies. Both are wrapped up in gluten 
> free pastry.
>
> *Ingredients/Allergens*
>
> *The Joker*
> Doves farm gluten free flour, butter (MILK), chicken, onions, red 
> peppers, cumin, ginger, turmeric, chilli, allspice, garlic, brown 
> sugar, creme fraiche (MILK), EGG wash.
>
> *The Harlequin*
> Doves farm gluten free flour, butter (MILK), courgettes, leeks, sweet 
> potato, onions, red peppers, cumin, ginger, turmeric, chilli, 
> allspice, garlic, brown sugar, creme fraiche (MILK), EGG wash.
>
> Pies are delivered frozen via courier and in quantities of 6.
>
> ORDER HERE 
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>
>
>   Jaz signs to The Hamilton Agency – Official statement.
>
> “Jaz Coleman has been signed by the London-based literary management 
> company The Hamilton Agency who will be representing Coleman’s 
> forthcoming memoir on behalf of his management. Work on the book will 
> begin in the New Year…”
>
>
>   OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE
>
> /Magna Invocatio/ CD and vinyl
>
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>   COMING UP
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>     * Next newsletter out 28^th January 2021
>     * New merchandise
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