[kj] It's too quiet

[T.B.]

nicholas Fitzpatrick wrote:

Get rid of whole band, replace with Metalica.

Or, just Jaz out, replaced by Tim Curry/Frankenfurter, from Rocky Horror
Picture Show.

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Big Paul, in a fit of rage decides to replace Jaz, Geordie and Youth with
Bono, The Edge and Adam Clayton of U2.

Their first show together, Bono comes out in KISS starchild face paint and
tie-dyed rainbow colored boiler suit, prefaces their first song by saying
"This is not a rebel song, this is "Blood On Your Hands."  The Edge starts
playing the riff to "The Fly," Adam Clayton continuously falls out of time
with the beat and Bono stretches the song out to 15 minutes with snippets of
Bowie's "Rebel Rebel," Elton John's "Rocket Man," Ozzy's "Crazy Train,"
Dylan's "Times They Are a'Changin" and finally Van Hagar's "Best Of Both
Worlds."  Bi Pual goes ballistic at the conclusion and throws three large
cymbals, neatly decapitating all three band members.  Off on the sidelines,
U2 drummer Larry Mullin quietly nods in approval.

T.B.