[kj] Fwd: Terrible Vacation

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chortle...!

On 28 May 2012, at 23:11, Neil Perry wrote:


> I'm writing this with tears in my eyes, I just went Down By The River one day and was asked

> to pledge some money, while I was in my own home - they took all my cash and credit cards

> and so far I have nothing to show for it. I think I was mugged.

> 

> I've been to the embassy and the police but they all said the same thing - you're a grown man

> capable of making your own decisions and you really should have known better. My girlfriend won't even 

> let me leave the house until I promise to stop giving money to a bunch of dodgy musicians.

> 

> Where's my LP? I'm so confused at the moment I need urgent help

> 

> Neil