[kj] (Very OT) Excuse me?

[PHIL TOFIELD]

"the bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willy"

On 26 September 2011 16:39, folk devil <folk.devil at hotmail.com> wrote:


>    12 of the  finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on

>                           British TV and radio

>

>

> 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -

> 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

>

> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl

> Gibson comes inside of him.'

> 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from

> Bulgaria.

> I  saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

>

> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge  boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't

> that nice. The  wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the

> Oxford crew.'

> 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the  reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is

> playing  so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his

>    balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

>

> 6. Carenza  Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team

> Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

>

> 7. A female news anchor who, day after it was supposed to have

> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,

> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE

> have to leave  the set, but half the crew did too, because they were

> laughing so hard!

>

> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better

> today after  a 69 yesterday.

>

> 9. Clair Frisby talking  about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:

> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage  inside you on a cold night   like

> this. '

>

> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker  shots on 'Sky Sports':

> 'Stephen Hendry  jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male

> astronomer  for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

> 'They seem cold out there.  They're  rubbing each other and he's only come

> in his shorts'

>

> 12. Ken Brown commentating  on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson

> lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:

> 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do  it by

> himself.'

>

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