[kj] Happy Birthday Raven

[Rob Moss]

We were driving through Oxford and at every opportunity he got he wound down the window and said " where's ya muzzle". 

Then there was his belt buckle. 
Did I tell you that one?

It involves testicles.........

Miss ya Raven. You old scrote!!!

On 16 Jan 2011, at 18:36, PHIL TOFIELD <phil.tofield at virgin.net> wrote:


> my favourite Raven joke - he held out his hand, indicating three of the fingers and said "why cant you masterbate with these three fingers"

> "dont know" I replied,

>  

> "because they're mine"!!!

> 

> On 16 January 2011 17:31, Bo Krogsgaard <bo.krogsgaard at gmail.com> wrote:

> I'll tell you his fave joke anno 2005 then. As you know, i spent three

> days with him in Prague, while they finished up Hosannas and got ready

> to play the XXV show. Paul and i were having a beer at Alice, and he

> went "okay, i gotta go to the post office, but if you don't mind, then

> come along, and we can grab a few beers after". I was like "sure,

> let's go".

> 

> So, okay, maybe we weren't all that sober, and maybe our sense of

> humor was pretty much plain dirty by then, and we start cracking lewd

> jokes as we walk.

> 

> Suddenly Raven stops me and goes "hey Bo, what do you do with 365 used

> condoms?".

> 

> I'm already half cramped with laughter so i go "what?".

> 

> "Melt them together and call them a GoodYear!".

> 

> Gent as he is, he bears with me being unable to walk from laughing too

> hard. When i finally stop laughing and we start walking on again he

> goes "hey Bo, then what do you do with 730 condoms?".

> 

> Of course, i was already stunned with laughter again, and could barely

> say "okay, Paul, what?".

> 

> "Melt them together and call it a GREAT year!".

> 

> That was Raven. Miss you, buddy.

> 

> 

> b

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