[kj] Godflesh

[damon cook]

bo,man,dude,luke han solo i mean sorry  to come in with my lightsaber on and
dangling precariously from my invisible belt with missing masons rva buckle
cuz the damned aliens/faries keep tickling me behind the blaze orangle
damage manual genocide plan to have INVISIBLE BASSFACE SHOW UP LIVE AND
UNNANNOUNCED AT THE HOBLIGIN METALHEADS ANONYMOUS MEETING 3 BLOCKS WEST FOR
HIS FIRST LIVE IN 3-D PIGFACE SOLO GIG WITH ARCHIVEABLE AUDIO/VIDEO FOR
FUTURE LAWSUITS/WAR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY/BAD HUMOUR/ASSAULTS ON BLACK
HUMOUR BY THE GUY WHO INVENTED GRëëN METAL WHEN DECIDED TO JUST APOTHEOSIIZE
HIMSELF LIKE ORION MAGUS DID ON AOL. in that violent email spasm a few hours
ago involving that sivery british deity across the pond.TOO BAD  THE BEST
 JOB IVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND AS A GOD IS LINT.MUCH BETTER THAN BELLYBUTTON
LINT WHICH I HAD TO DO WHEN I WAS IN ENTRY LEVEL OF LINT IN THIS DEITY WORLD
US DRUM GODS HAVE  TO EXIST IN SOMETIMES WHEN THERE'S NOT ONLY A RAFFIC JAM
OF CRUNCHY ROCK METALLIC GOODNESS IN THE TIN FOIL WE CHOOSE TO CHEW ON WHEN
WE'RE FORCED TO EXIST IN A HACKYSLACKED NIGHTMARE OF MOBY'S STUPID FAME AND
FORTUNE AS JUST ANOTHER WEAK PATHETIC BALD HEADED PERVERTED CHRISTIAN PIMP
GETTING RICH OFF MISSION OF BURMA'S COMPLETION AND SUCCESFULL EXERTION OF
THEIR CHOCOLATE FLAVORED ON THEIR EARTHLY BATTLEFIELDS OF PAIN AND
LONELINESS AND HEARTACHES AND BREAKS
BUT REALLY,ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THANK GOD THOS FUCKING PSYCHO REDNECK PBR
DRINKIN YANKS ARE GONNA TEACH THOSE GODDAMNED LESSON ABOUT WAR CRIMES
BECAUSE OVERPOPULATION IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THIS
STUPID FEMALE PLANET. HUMANS MADE THIS PLANET WHAT IS IS TODAY AND GENOCIDES
ARE A REALLY BAD THING.DEFINITELY NEGATIVE.NEVER POSITIVE IS GENOCIDE. I
HAVEN'T TESTED THE DOUBLE NEGATIVITY FORMAL(GRAVITY DOG MIX) OUT ON ANY
FORMS OF TYPICAL"LIFE"BUT I EXPECT MASSIVE,UNAVOIDABLE FAILURE FOR THESE
SILLY PETER COTTONTAIL WORSHIPPERS. GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER CHLOë OVER ANY
GODDAMNED ANIMAL OR PLANT(EXCEPT DRAGONS AND RAVENS AND ALSO CATS,DUH,I KNOW
MR.CHESTER.SIR LAY THE FUCK OFF I MEAN ME THE FUCK OW!)


BACK TO REALITY GUESS I GOTTA GO HOBBLE DOWN TO ALLEY KATZ AND RECORD THE
HOBGOBLIN SHOW FOR SOUNDMAGICK PLUS.MR.SCOTT WILL NOT BE IMPRESSED BY MY
6.5MB MEMORY CAPACITY IN MY INVISIBLE CASIO ORANGE ALERT G'ZONE

I HEART GRETA THE BASS GODDESS

DEBBIE HARRY=ME ON FACEBOOK

TYPOS=ALIENS

SINCERELY,


DAIMON SPARKS COOKë

PS :OUR SECRET SERVICE OF LOVE RADAR LOVE SEZ DJ8069=4 ON THE FLOOR

DOIN DOUBLE NICKELS HEADED OUT THE LAIR TO THE KRASS JUDGEMENT/IN
DEBT/HOBGOBLIN/TORTURE POINT STARE DOWN WITH ALL THE GODDAMNED HARDASS
VIKING TYPES WITH THEIR CYPTIC AND ILLEGIBLE RUNEWORK

GOOD THING THAT WEIRD PAPAW SPARKS GUY WHO DECIDED TO NICKNAME ME TINK AFTER
TINKERBELL WHEN HE FOUND ME IN MY MOM'S CRIB CRYING AFTER MY DAD STARTED
SPANKING ME FOR CRYING TOO LOUD WHEN I WAS 6 MONTHS OLD.LOOSE LIPS SINK
SHIPS AND ALL THAT

GREAT NEWS FACEBOOK TXT SEZ HOUSE PASSES MANDATORY NATIONAL SERVICE BILL FOR
US...THIS HAS TO BE AMERICAN FLAVOURED SPAM CLOGGING MY PUPTURED AORTIC
TOILET SEWER HEART,WELL,WELL,WELL LOOKS LIKE DISABILITY CAN HAVE IT'S
BENEFITS AND POSITIVITY WITHIN THE MARTIAL MENTAL ARTS AFTER ALL
BUT GODDAMN IT MARTIN,AND NO IM NOT REFERRING TO MR. D.GLOVER MY
HOMEROON/STUDY HALL PROFESSOR AT MONTY PYTHON'S VAMPIRE COLLEGE UNIVERSITY
AKA VCU HERE IN WITCHMOND USSA
GODDAMNED I MISS THAT AWE INSPIRING BLOODY CSTLE ON THE THAMES IN RICHMOND
ENGLAND THEY LOCKED ME INSIDE THE DUNGEON OF MY DORM ROOM ON A MANDATORY
GROUNDING CHARGE AFTER SKIIPING THE STUPID PLAY IN LONDON TO HANG OUT WITH
THE KIDS IN THEIR 20'S WHO LIKED TO DRINK THAT GROSSLY BEER STUFF WHILE I
PLAYED GALAXIANS AND PINBALL IN THE LOUNGE/COMMONS.

ANYWAY.
THE TENSION IS BUILDING HERE IN FIST CITY

THE AIR IS THICK WITH ALL THOSE ALLERGIES FOR THE GILDED MINIONS TO BLOW OUT
THEIR ROSY PINK MUFFLER LIPS YAKKIN IT UP AT WORK ALL DAY WHENEVER THE BOSS
AINT AROUND.

FUCK 12:00 ON THE DOT

EEK


DI U GUYS HERE THAT?


WHO UNLUGGED THE MIC LOINCLOTH?

ONO

JOHN



CAMPBELL

CU at THENATIONAL4LAMBOFGOD/MUNICIPALWASTE/THROW-DOWN/KLEENUP/BRAINWAX/GEARSHIFT/CRANKCOVERBUFF/NUDE-SMOKEOFF!!!!

INVISIBLE BASSFACE ENDING TRANSMISSION

::::CUE G'ZONE RINGTONE::::


RINGTONE NOT FOUND:::CANCEL TRACK.JOY DIVISION/TRANSMISSIONS

MINISTRY:::REVENGE LIVE ON BLOGSTAR.COM

<PASSES INVISIBLE KJ DUTY TO ATKINS>

SOUNDMAGICK PLUS OWNS YOUR BLACK ASS NOW YOU FOOLS

EXPECT TO LOSE TO US EVERY GODDAMNED BLOODY TAMPAX MOMENT L7 IM A LOSER KURT
YOU WEAK FAGGOT PUSSY PROJECT:WIRETAPPER /FALLOUT ZONE/PROTECTION RACKET/NEW
ORDER NAVY/

HOOKY'S A DIRTY ROTTEN CROOK! HE STOLE THE BASS LINE FOR LWTUA FROM THE 13
INCH NAILS THE ROMANS USED TO NAIL JESUS STIFF LITTLE PINK COCK TO HIS
BELLYBUTTON TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT REAL PAIN AND SUFFERING AND WOMEN'S WORK IS
ALL ABOUT BEFORE THEY TOOK HIM IN THROUGH THE OUT DOOR AND STERILIZED HIS
BLACK ASS BEFORE HE INFESTED MARY MAGDALENE'S WOMB WITH HIS  TOUCH SCREEN
PLAID WALKMAN SWATCH HE HAS MIRACULOUSLY HIDDEN UP HIS ASS WHEN HE STOWED
AWAY ON NOAH'S ARK WITH ALL TOSE CREEPY BEASTS WITH THE SHARP TETH AND BEAKS
AND TAILS AND CLAWS AND VENOMS AND ALLERGIC THINGS

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 5:30 PM, Bo Krogsgaard <bo.krogsgaard at gmail.com>wrote:


> On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 10:18 PM, damon cook <soundmagick at gmail.com>

> wrote:

>

> > AS TO YOU,KROGSGARD YOU CAN SLIDE YR FUCKING STUPID DUTCH DOUBLE A THIS

> >    "SS"          DIP SLIP INTO MY TRIPTTICKET TO LAMB OF GODS MUNICIPAL

> > WASTE at THE NATIONAL 3 BLOCKS NORTH MAY 15TH

> >

> >

> > AND I WILL TEAR YR SOUL APART FOR HAVING THE NERVE TO REFER TO NOT ONE

> BUT 2

> > GODLESH ENTIRE ALBUMS AS "STINKERS"

> >

> > WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE TO YOU? ASS OR MONEY FLAVOURED HOT SAUCE?

>

> Slavestate was originally two separately sold EP's, not a full length.

> And given the whole song is based on a sampled loop of Stakker -

> Humanoid, i see it as jumping the acid house bandwagon.

>

> I am not Dutch.

>

> Lamb Of God are a bunch of wankers.

>

> Oh, and go and fuck yourself right this very minute.

>

>

> b

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