[kj] Simply The Best emails I ever read.

[Paul Wady]

Give me the Gatherers emails to the Guardian any day.  Charlie Brooker can get lost.  

 

Joker - that still is funny.  x




Keep Smiling...

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Autism also affects adults. 
Most are isolated and ignored
Think. Act. Transform Lives. 
www.think-differently.org.uk


 



Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:12:38 -0700
From: joker at Z6.com
To: gathering at misera.net
Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news


Tina Turner has a fucking lot to answer for.

How many trucks/vans/signs do you see with the strap line "simply the best" emblazoned down the side?

You know that theses companies are run but some stuck in the 80's poodle permed,stonewashed denim wearing fuckwit called Tony with one eye who thinks that TT and Genesis are the best "performers" ever.

I base this on experience as I have just described a bloke I worked for when I was 18. His Dad tried to touch my mate up as well. You didn't need to know that but it was funny as fuck at the time.

www.iamscuzzy.com www.myspace.com/scuzzywear

--- jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk wrote:

From: "jo" <jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk>
To: <dpeace at suspiria.demon.co.uk>, "A list about all things Killing Joke \(the band!\)" <gathering at misera.net>
Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news
Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:36:41 -0000

 
Not to mention her interesting relationship with a horse, who doesn't seem to object to, and I say this loosely (hehe), the sexy,  'I've cacked  my Tena Lady dance', on the video of 'Simply the best' 
Poor, dumb beast.
 




I suggest “Help!” from her most excellent Private Dancer album as being an appropriate indication of geriatric assistance required. Or even “Show Some Respect” as a riposte to our unkind comments on her incontinent waddle.

 

Darren

Hungerford, UK

 


From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On Behalf Of jpwhkj at aol.com
Sent: 12 March 2009 00:09
To: gathering at misera.net
Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news


 


I was forgetting that the term "loo" is foreign language for American Gatherers.  Here we go:

loo = slang for toilet

loo-roll = roll of toilet tissue

Given Fat Jamie's comment about Tina looking like she'd shat herself, "we don't need another loo-roll" seemed like a moderately appropriate variation on the real lyrics.  Or perhaps completely the opposite - if she has shat herself, she *does* need another loo-roll.  Or perhaps it's so messed up that it's too late for the loo-roll.  I don't know.

I can't believe I just explained that.

It's crazy stuff on this list.

Jamie




-----Original Message-----
From: jerry bodkin <jelbod at hotmail.co.uk>
To: gathering at misera.net
Sent: Wed, 11 Mar 2009 8:15 am
Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news




 What is a loo-roll? 
 
 This is a wind up right?
 
 Jelarious






From: karen.weil at sddt.com
To: gathering at misera.net
Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:03:30 -0700
Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news



Hi there. What is a loo-roll? ; ) 




 




K. 




Calif.





----- Original Message ----- 


From: jpwhkj at aol.com 

To: gathering at misera.net 


Sent: Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:26 PM


Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news



 


"We don't need another loo-roll"


-----Original Message-----
From: Karen Weil <karen.weil at sddt.com>
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) <gathering at misera.net>
Sent: Mon, 9 Mar 2009 19:12
Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news




Yes, you've cursed me for all time! 




"We Don't Need Another Hero ..."  ; ) 




 




 




k.w.





----- Original Message ----- 


From: fatpotanga 

To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) 


Sent: Monday, March 09, 2009 11:59 AM


Subject: Re: [kj] OT: More good news



 



On 9 Mar 2009, at 18:47, Karen Weil wrote:






What a *lovely* image, fatpotanga. ; )



 


& from now on, that's all you'll ever think when you see her 





:)







 








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