[kj] Michael Jackson dead

[Paul Wady]

SCENE: THE MOST REMOTE JUNGLE ISLAND YOU EVER SAW!  A FAMILIAR FIGURE IS CLIMBING OUT OF A LEARJET TO BE GREETED BY A STRANGE GROUP OF PENSIONERS...
Michael Jackson:  OW!  Hi y'all!
Elvis Aaron Presley: GLORYBE!  If it ain't that coloured boy thinks he's the Kinga pop.  I knew you'd come one day.  Didn't I say to you boy?
Buddy Holly:  Yeah yeah...(HANDS OVER OUT OF CIRCULATION DOLLARS)
Elvis:  Heh!  Here, let mah aristocratic friend take your things.
(A TALL THIN ENGLISHMAN WITH HIS TRADEMARK MOUSTACHE AMBLES UP.)  ...and I end up the butler.  Er, young sir, did you by any chance murder your wife?
Michael:  Why, no?
Your housekeeper?
Michael:  No...why?
Oh, just wondering.  (AMBLES OFF)
Michael:  He's familiar...oh no sorry, no pamphlets.  I'm a Jehova's witness.
L' Ron Hubbard:  Oh damn.  
Michael:  So, whose in charge around here?  Oh, to spend the rest of my life in peace.  I could never have done 50 shows.  HAHAHA!
Elvis:  Well.. I thought I was, but then this cat turned out to own the island...
Adolf Hitler (cough) AHA!
Michael: NOOOOOOOOOOO!





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From: folk.devil at hotmail.com
To: gathering at misera.net
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:55:22 -0700
Subject: Re: [kj] Michael Jackson dead








I'd actually pay to see that! lol!

The concert, not the rubbing off ;)
 


Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:49:17 +0100
From: ade at the-lab.zetnet.co.uk
To: gathering at misera.net
Subject: Re: [kj] Michael Jackson dead




Can't he do the O2 shows instead? I'm sure something of Jacko rubbed off on him.

-----Original Message-----
From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of Karen Weil
Sent: 26 June 2009 22:43
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] Michael Jackson dead


Maybe the Humane Society? 
 
k.w.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: folk devil 
To: gathering at misera.net 
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 2:22 PM
Subject: Re: [kj] Michael Jackson dead

Who is going to take care of Bubbles?! 
 




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