[kj] (OT) Crabcore? What the Fuckin' HELL???

[Alexander Smith]

Here's what's wrong with kids. It's not that they don't wanna rock,  
it's that -- evidently -- they don't know how to do it properly (said  
like the stuffy old man I truly am). Witness these two examples of the  
new subgenre thus dubbed "crabcore." If I have my facts right, they  
combine elements of emo, metal, teen pop and eurovision song contest  
crapola. You MUST watch these. They are truly brain frying. Don't miss  
the choreography on the first one, and hold out for the inexplicable  
Eurodisco big finish.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVpITyOdc8



Oh, and evidently they're all creepy Christians. ONCE AGAIN, JESUS  
RUINS EVERYTHING.


And if that's not enough, check out their pals in Confide as they  
butcher the Postal Service's "Such Great Heights"....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko


Again, the mind fucking reels!!!


Alex in NYC