[kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

[Paul Wady]

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> Date: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:45:37 +1200

> From: bq at soundgardener.co.nz

> To: gathering at misera.net

> Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> 

> Saw a Jews for Jesus dude giving out leaflets today...

> 

> > So.......Jesus was British?

> >

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> > ________________________________

> > From: jerry bodkin <jelbod at hotmail.co.uk>

> > To: gathering at misera.net

> > Sent: Saturday, July 11, 2009 2:44:21 PM

> > Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >

> >

> > So....... Adolf Hitler dies (hurrah) and goes up to heaven, goes up to

> > the Pearly Gates, but lo and behold it's St. Peter's day off and Jesus is

> > handling things. Hitler says to Jesus, 'can i come in please?' Jesus

> > says, and i quote 'fuck off, you killed 6 million of my brethren and my

> > dad knows how many others', to which Hitler replies, 'that's not fair, i

> > was misrepresented, it wasnt only me'. Jesus shakes his head and says,

> > 'no, no way, you aint getting in here, fuck off.' Hitler, feeling hard

> > done by, tries one more time,'come on Jesus' he says, 'i'l give you an

> > Iron Cross'. Jesus thinks about it and says to Hitler, 'hang on, i'l go

> > and have a word with me dad'. So, off Jesus trots and goes to see God.

> > 'Dad', says Jesus,'there's this bloke at the door and i'm not sure wether

> > to let him in or not' he continued. 'Well who is it?' Enquired God.

> > 'Well, it's Adolf Hitler' Said Jesus. ' Adolf fucking Hitler' God

> > exclaimed. 'He killed 6 million of your

> > brethren and i know of quite a few others, there's no way he's coming in'

> > God ranted. Jesus pleaded, 'oh go on dad, let him in, he's promised me an

> > Iron Cross'. God spluttered, then exclaimed, 'an Iron fucking Cross, you

> > could'nt even carry a wooden one'!

> >

> > Is this a Nazi joke?

> >

> > Will i be... dare i say it...Crucified?

> >

> > Jel, just trying to lighten the mood.

> >

> > ________________________________

> > Date: Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:10:12 +0000

> > From: jimharper666 at yahoo.co.uk

> > To: gathering at misera.net

> > Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >

> >

> > So I should sympathize with people who don't know Nazi jokes aren't funny?

> > Sorry, but nobody is that stupid. Every Bernard Manning knows precisely

> > why his jokes aren't funny and why most people choose not to tell them.

> > They simply decide they don't care and tell them anyway. So it's their

> > choice and they must take the consequences. They're no more handicapped

> > than I am, and like me, they're responsible for their actions.

> >

> > Jim.

> >

> > --- On Sat, 11/7/09, jo <jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk> wrote:

> >

> >

> >>From: jo <jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk>

> >>Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >>To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)"

> >> <gathering at misera.net>

> >>Date: Saturday, 11 July, 2009, 4:04 PM

> >>

> >>

> >>Then you in turn, are taking the mick out of someone who is socially

> >> crippled.

> >>

> >>

> >>>Sorry if this is irrelevant, I haven't followed the entire thread, so

> >>> apologies in advance.

> >>>

> >>>Humour involving real problems or disabilities is not necessarily the

> >>> same thing as humour at the expense of real problems or disabilities. I

> >>> mean, look at The Office- if David Brent says something howlingly

> >>> inappropriate about women/blacks/homosexuals etc etc, is it funny

> >>> because he's managed to work them into a joke, or because he's such a

> >>> colossal wanker that he doesn't see why he shouldn't say that? It's the

> >>> latter. It's not funny because of the subject matter. The Office takes

> >>> the piss out of people who tell jokes about people with disabilities,

> >>> thinking they're actually funny. We know they're not, so we can laugh at

> >>> the idiots who think they are.

> >>>

> >>>My stepfather used to come home and tell me all the latest jokes he'd

> >>> heard about the Holocaust or women or foreigners. I don't think he ever

> >>> understood (well, maybe at the end) that I wasn't laughing at his jokes,

> >>> I was laughing at the sad git who thought they were funny. I have plenty

> >>> of reasons to dislike jokes about autism, but I'm all in favour of

> >>> making the people who tell them look like idiots.

> >>>

> >>>Jim.

> >>>

> >>>--- On Sat, 11/7/09, Paul Wady <paulwady at hotmail.com> wrote:

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>>From: Paul Wady <paulwady at hotmail.com>

> >>>>Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >>>>To: "Gatherers Killing Joke Gatherers" <gathering at misera.net>

> >>>>Date: Saturday, 11 July, 2009, 3:42 PM

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>> >>>EH! WHAT? Who woke me up? Oh, the A word got used. Ah...

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>Still ain't seen any connection between Mr. B.C, his Gay friend and

> >>>> Autism. Excepting his first cousin - a fine fellow, and a keen bass

> >>>> guitarist too.

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>I think being able to make fun of yourself is a good sign. I've spent

> >>>> mucho time getting laughed at for the wrong reasons - was trying not to

> >>>> be disabled. Hence my 'outness'. Sometimes, you gotta fall flat on

> >>>> that face. Just natural. Then the world will laugh at you.

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>More serious we want to get taken the harder they judge you? Mind you,

> >>>> I spend my life trying to help people since I was a small child, not

> >>>> knocking anyone's disabilities. Bit odd that, but I kinda always knew

> >>>> I wasn't some sort of superman.

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>Jo - Take the piss out of a counselling session? I call my sessions

> >>>> 'conversations on the Gatherers list'.

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>Oh God....

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>I feel fat too. Oh Dear God...

> >>>>________________________________

> > >>>From: jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk

> >>>>To: gathering at misera.net

> >>>>Date: Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:08:22 +0100

> >>>>Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>I think you are.

> >>>>In a way 'suffering' from something sort of makes you bit more entitled

> >>>> to laugh about it. I'd rather take the piss out of something than go

> >>>> for a councelling session. Much less gloomy and more positive IMO.

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>>Can I test the waters? I put on some weight a while back when I

> >>>> couldn't go to the gym for a couple years...perhaps 30 pounds or so. I

> >>>> noticed one day as I was sitting down, leaning slightly to one side, I

> >>>> felt a *plop* as a little roll of fat was birthed into existence around

> >>>> my floating ribs...as a tall skinny type and gym freak for most of my

> >>>> life it was one of the most disgusting, yet funny, experiences I've

> >>>> ever had. Relating it to other people has been quite funny...does that

> >>>> make me bad for making fun of fat people? Can I no longer do it after

> >>>> losing the weight...?

> >>>>>

> >>>>>

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> > From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]

> > On Behalf Of countessghoulita at aol.com

> >>>>>Sent: Saturday, 11 July 2009 10:50 AM

> >>>>>To: gathering at misera.net

> >>>>>Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >>>>>

> >>>>>

> >>>>>Not on my watch if physical and mental disabilities are made fun of.

> >>>>> My apologies.

> >>>>>

> >>>>>

> >>>>>

> >>>>>

> >>>>>-----Original Message-----

> >>>>>From: jo <jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk>

> >>>>>To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)

> >>>>> <gathering at misera.net>

> >>>>>Sent: Fri, Jul 10, 2009 5:40 pm

> >>>>>Subject: Re: [kj] (Very OT) Bruno - Autism

> >>>>>

> >>>>>

> >>>>> >>>>

> >>>>>Not that I've seen any of the said films (saw Ali G on Richard and

> >>>>> Judy once) but I'm with you on that.

> >>>>>If you're brave or daft enough to crack a joke in the wrong place at

> >>>>> the wrong time you'll suffer; but you have the right to do it.

> >>>>>

> >>>>>>I can't stand the idea of certain topics being taboo, where humour is

> >>>>>> concerned. Fuck that. Either it's all okay or none of it is okay.

> >>>>>>

> >>>>>>Leigh

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