[kj] FW: Kids view of the sea

[Stephen Lawrence]

thanks 

spread the laughs around in this sad world is my motto 
 


From: elipsis44 at hotmail.com
To: gathering at misera.net
Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 00:20:15 -0700
Subject: Re: [kj] FW: Kids view of the sea



nice one!
 


From: stephen.l at live.com
To: gathering at misera.net
Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 02:28:06 +0000
Subject: Re: [kj] FW: Kids view of the sea



number 12 is a  humdinger 
 


From: jo at arcadia.karoo.co.uk
To: gathering at misera.net
Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 03:27:46 +0100
Subject: Re: [kj] FW: Kids view of the sea




lol.
I like number six the best.

 
 







Little childrens view of the sea

 

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you
don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie
age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its
head. (Billy age 8)
6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs.
(Emily Burniston age 5)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't
blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My
brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William
age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
brother is always screaming and being sick, my D ad
keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.. Electric
eels can give you a shock... They have to live in caves
under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves
into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and
it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down
on each other.  (Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7) 
   
 


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