[kj] Timewave, November Novelty

The Exorcist killingjoke at theimmortalfool.com
Tue Oct 21 12:47:32 EDT 2008


To the Esteemed Mr. Arse:
You're still a saint compared to my dad!

It sorta scares the shit out of me how all these schools and educators
are trying to eliminate competitive sports and even go the extremes of
banning tag, and LEGO... yes even LEGO.

George Carlin (rip), on his last HBO stand up went on about this.

"Grade school, where he won't be allowed to play tag because it
promotes victimization... Standing around is still permitted, but it
won't be for long. because sooner or later some kid is gonna be
standing around, and his foot will fall asleep, and his parents will
sue the school, and it's fucking good-bye fucking standing around."
-George Carlin

"You know what they tell the kid who lost these days? 'You were the
last winner.' A lot of kinds never get to hear the truth about
themselves until they're in their twenties, when their boss calls
them in and says, Bobby, clean the shit out of your desk and get the
fuck out of here, you're a loser."-George Carlin

Yos

At 12:24 PM 10/21/2008, Rob's Arse wrote:

>So, if we all lose, we will all be winners in the end? Because we'll

>all be happy and catered for and that, to me sounds like winning.

>

>So if we're all winners by losing we all become takers by default.

>

>Can you see where this is going??

>

>

>On my desk is a badge my son made for me when he was 5. It says "you

>are a winner".

>

>What he's actually saying is "you're a loser Dad".

>

>That's his pocket money stopped then........!

>

>www.iamscuzzy.com www.myspace.com/scuzzywear

>

>--- killingjoke at theimmortalfool.com wrote:

>

>From: The Exorcist <killingjoke at theimmortalfool.com>

>To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)" <gathering at misera.net>

>Subject: Re: [kj] Timewave, November Novelty

>Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:11:59 -0400

>

>Use Shitake! :)

>

>At 06:10 AM 10/21/2008, Brendan wrote:

>

>Anyway, if something else big does happen in Nov then I'm gonna stop

>reading the financial papers and start taking shrooms. Probably a good

>life plan regardless ;)

>

> > interesting stuff happens all the time!

> > i think the idea is mainly bollox, not enough black and white data to make

> > it failsafe for me - and i believe all sorts of crazy shit!

>

>Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism.

>We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone

>else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers

>contribute

>to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is

>unethical, while

>a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the

>spirit of diversity,

>inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners.

>Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

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