[kj] OT:Outsourcing gone mad

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  When i told them i couldn't drive a truck they asked me if i was fashion-conscious and if i could wear a suit, & what size chest & inseam I am.
    I told them (40 Regular, 33 inseam) but when i told them i was Amish, they apologized and moved on the next suicide-caller. 

Carlos Fandango <stronkle at hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
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   I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans. 
  
   I got a call centre in Pakistan.
  
   I told them I was suicidal. 
   
   They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. 

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As the masters rot on walls
And the angels eat their grapes
I watched picasso 
visit the planet of the apes
       
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