[kj] OT: worst lyrics awards

[Tim Bucknall]

right said fred were geniuses!

if pop music is in then, i nominate:
  21 seconds by so solid crew
scatman by scatman
its my life  by dr alban

oh i forgot to mention Palm springs eternal by our very own martin atkins
and  anything  from Outside the gate and most of democracy

on nirvanas box set  theres a toe-curling early home demo of rape me "i'm
not a smorgasboard.."

all of stings last album, i believe it was called "sacred arse", i gave it
to a charity shop- that'll teach the bastards!






On 10/10/2007, countessghoulita at aol.com <countessghoulita at aol.com> wrote:

>

> Where are The Spice Girls?

>

> Where are Right Said Fred?

>

> Where are Wham!?

>

> Where is Shitney Spears?

>

> Where is Paris Hilton?

>

>

>

> -----Original Message-----

> From: fluw <fluwdot at earthlink.net>

> To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) <gathering at misera.net

> >

> Sent: Tue, 9 Oct 2007 5:45 pm

> Subject: Re: [kj] OT: worst lyrics awards

>

> the dregs by killing joke must take the cake but for some slices

> from the so bad it's good category:

>

> Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom

> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

> Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bom bom   -- tutti frutti by little richard

> ------

> Bama lama bama loo

> Got a girl named Lucinder, we call her the great pretender,

> Got a girl named Lucinder, we call her the great pretender,

> And when she talks, she says bama lama loo.

>

> Bama lama, bama loo, bama lama, bama loo,

> Bama lama, bama loo, bama lama, bama loo,

> Now I dig her style, she's like a drive me wild with

> Bama lama, bama loo.

>

> I asked my baby for kiss, she shook her head like this,

> I asked my little girl for kiss, she shook her head around like this,

> She said woooo-oh, yeah.--- bama lama bama loo by little richard

> -----

> Let them leave you up in the air

> Let them brush your rock and roll hair

> Let the good times roll -- the cars

>

> -------------

> Dug & redug & dug & redug redug.

> O Debora you look like a zebra

> Your sunken lace is like a galleon

> Clawed with mysteries of the Spanish main O Debora.

> O Debora you're always dressed like a conjurer

> It's fine to see your young face smiling

> 'Neath the stallion that I'm riding O Debora.

> Debora you look like a stallion  -- debora by t rex

> ------

>

> be bop a lula shes' my baby

> be bop lula i don't mean maybe

> be bop a lula she- he- he's my bay doll my baby doll -- gene vincent

>   --

> You slide so good

> With bones so fair

> You've got the universe

> Reclining in your hair --  jeepster  by t rex

> ---

>

> I'm the cat from the alley

> I'm the fleetfoot voodoo man

> There's very little that's ever said

> All of which I understand  -- rip off by t rex

> --------

>

> *and one from the shakespeare of rock n roll chuck berry*

>

> My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

>

> When I was a little biddy boy

> My grandma bought me a cute little toy

> Two Silver bells on a string

> She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

>

> My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

> My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

>

> When I was little boy In Grammar school

> Always went by the very best rule

> But Evertime the bell would ring

> You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

>

> Once while climbing the garden wall,

> Slipped and fell had a very bad fall

> I fell so hard I heard birds sing,

> But I held on to My ding-a-ling

>

> Once while swimming cross turtle creek

> Man them snappers right at my feet

> Sure was hard swimming cross that thing

> with both hands holding my dingaling

>

> Now this here song it ain't so bad

> Prettiest little song that you ever had

> And those of you who will not sing

> must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

>

> --- nuff said---

>

>

>

> GREG SLAWSON wrote:

>

>

> Nothing beats:

> "Ooo--ooo that smell/ Can't you smell that smell"...

>

> or

> "I'm hot blooded/Check it and see

> I got a fever or 103"

>

> or

> "It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy/It's all part or my rock and

> roll dream"

>

> Aren't those all by the same band (Foreigner, maybe)?

>

> > From: dpeace at bigfoot.com

> > To: gathering at misera.net

> > Date: Tue, 9 Oct 2007 23:45:56 +0100

> > Subject: Re: [kj] OT: worst lyrics awards

> >

> > I have to offer

> >

> > "War war is stupid

> > And people are stupid

> > And love means nothing

> > In some strange quarters"

> >

> > Sorry about that.

> >

> > I also think U2's

> >

> > "I'm wide awake

> > I'm wide awake

> > Wide awake

> > I'm not sleeping

> > Oh, no, no, no"

> >

> > are pretty exceptional.

> >

> > Darren

> >

> >

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