[kj] Gathering Digest, Vol 43, Issue 14

[uncle bennys magical bra factory]

On 6/6/07 16:32, "Tim Bucknall" wrote:


> is he urinating in standard tuning?


Yes, it¹s in the key of ŒP¹ which I gather is standard for urination.

Were I to have the time & the inclination I¹d be tempted to release a
performance art CD of urination into different receptacles.
I¹d probably win the Turner Prize.

My brothers mate at Uni ­ a real maths geek with no artistic ability
whatsoever got exhibited at ­ oh god, I forget the name of it - The Royal
Academy I think it was.
The annual show that¹s dead hard to get into.
Anyway, one day his bank balance was a perfect Œzero¹ so he got a statement,
blew it up on a photocopier, framed it & gave it a pretentious title & got
exhibited.
Art you see...
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