[kj] KJ in trendy teen shop shock

[uncle benny's magical bra & liquorice factory]

I went into TopShop today coz I'm young, trendy & down with the kids
[coughs] went up stairs to TopMan (because I am a man - with my own willy &
all sorts of other things male related) & was greeted by Eighties playing
rather loudly. This was followed by The Fall. I bought 3 things.