[kj] OT: Invent something better than 'democracy'

[flight Bringer]

Could you invent some Powdered Water.


>From: fatpotanga <fatpotanga at gmail.com>
>Reply-To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the 
>band!)"<gathering at misera.net>
>To: The Gathering <gathering at misera.net>
>Subject: [kj] OT: Invent something better than 'democracy'
>Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 20:55:38 +0100
>
>On 15/10/06 16:05, "Rob's Arse" wrote:
>
> > I'll take democracy until someone invents something better.
>
>Aha!
>A challenge!
>I like it...
>OK, how about...
>
>Self fastening buttons! They¹d be great.
>
>Or inflatable travel toothbrushes...?
>
>Biodegradable fencing made entirely out of dried worms
>
>Left & Right ŒTrainer¹ shoes for kids that administer a small electrical
>charge if placed on the wrong foot.
>
>A ruler that reads out the measurements as you move your pen/pencil along
>it.
>
>Interchangeable DIY attachments for guide/seeing eye dogs such as drills,
>screwdrivers, hammers etc
>
>A gun that fires slugs.
>Totally biodegradable ammunition.
>Dried slugs at velocity would be lethal - ideal for military use; & use
>Œlive¹ ammo for things like riots & crowd control.
>
>A device that makes soothing noises near bees/wasps nests to make them less
>aggressive.
>
>ŒFly Mines¹ - tiny explosive pellets for window sills an entertaining and
>effective way of killing flies.
>
>Sick of cold coffee? How about a drinks mat that sends a warning message if
>you haven¹t lifted your cup for a preset amount of minutes.
>
>Vibrating light switches for the prankster in you.
>
>Door hinges that remember the exact position you last opened the door to.
>
>Heated toilet paper ­ try it. It¹s the future!
>
>USB Toothbrush with MP3 player/data storage
>
>
>
>Best be safe - copyright fatpotanga
>
>=:¬)


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