[kj] Gathering Poll

[Phil]

nought like a poll to bring the lurkers out....
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>1. Name
phil
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>2. Name you¹d secretly like
kylie
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>3. Anything you secretly like, to do?
kylie
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>3.1 Anything you secretly do do...?
watch Neighbours
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>4. Share your fave KJ moment
Porchester party
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>5. Pick a number between 1 and 4,399,867,274
777
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>6. Things is quiet at the mo¹ what keep you on The Gathering?
I seriously dont know anymore
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>7. What do you hate about the Gathering?
people taking things too seriously
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>8. Cats: cute or gay?
love cats, loath dogs
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>9. If you could make any part of your body explode at will, which part would
>it be & when would you detonate it?
my appendix recently did
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>10. Seriously, what is it about cats?
cute without being too dependant, and they dont stink like dogs
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>11. My fave food is
roast beef & yorkshire pudding
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>12. Best album this year
Lee Coombs - Breakfast of Champions
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>13. Most disappointing album this year.
Hose
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>14. If Œfatpotanga TV¹ rolled up at your workplace/house/fave eatery &
>offered you the chance to do ANYTHING for the camera, what would it be.
expose my genitals (again)

>15. Say ŒAhhhhh²
grrrrrrr
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>16. What¹s the best thing that¹s happened this year
Im still alive
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>17. The worst
2 weeks in hospital leaving me with a 9 inch scar up the middle of my
stomach
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>18. What¹s the most embarrassing thing you¹ve done?
#14
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>19. Ever seen a ghost?
yep
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>20. Ever seen a goat?
no but Im aware of them
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>21. I¹m new in town, where¹s the best place to get a beer?
go straight down the high street, turn right at the chippie then its
about 100 yards on your left
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>22. Anything happened to you that you can't explain?
lots of things
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>23. Are Killing joke dead?
Im past caring
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>24. If KJ were to make another album, what advise would you give them?
for god sake dont try producing it yourselves, you're all shite at it.
Dont use old recording equipment, and make sure its in stereo!
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>25. Should Geordie do his own side project instead of being part of someone
>else¹s?
yes but he's way too lazy to ever actually do it
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>26. Where are you in the world?
Woburn Sands, Bedfordshire, uk
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>27. Roll call! Lurkers for one question only, stick your head above the
>parapet & say Hi
well hi there
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>28. Erm, can¹t think of a question for 28
I can, but its far to rude and childish
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>29. Should it be illegal for men to wear thongs?
you mean they're not already? so why do I keep getting arrested?
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>30. Global Warning fact or fiction?
warming or warning?
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>31. Books ­ fact or fiction?
prefer fiction
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>32. Recommend an album
Bluetech - Elementary Particles
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>33. Recommend a book
Dean Koontz - Fear Nothing
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>34. Recommend a film
I dont watch films
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>35. Recommend a TV show
Lead Balloon
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>36. Recommend I stop?
If you would, please
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>37. What¹s the funniest thing you¹ve seen/heard/done lately/ever?
A mate of mine was invited for dinner at his posh new girlfriends
parents mansion. After the meal he politely excused himself and went
for a shit, but when he flushed the toilet his poo remained. Another
flushing attempt also failed, so not wanting to cause a scene, and
thinking on his feet, he plucked the jobbie out of the pan and hoyed
it out of the window. After washing his hands he returned to the
dinning room to be greeted by open mouthed stunned silence from the
girlfriend, her parents and the other guests. It was at this point
that he looked through to the conservatory where he saw his shit
sliding down the glass roof and off onto the patio below.
He didnt see her any more.
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>38. When no one¹s looking I like to:
sit quietly & read a book
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>39. A suitable closing statement would be:
time at the bar!
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>40. Is this now the average age of a KJ fan?
and counting.....