[kj] The Young Ones

[Robert Mallett]

Bathroom FFS!!! You dont have "bathrooms" at gigs!!!, you have bathrooms 
at home . At gigs you have pissouirs (as they say in French) .You have 
bathrooms at hotels, at gigs you just get long overflowing troughs . And 
before entering these places of mass relief, its advisable to double check 
too make sure your shoe laces are not undone . And dont wash your hands in 
the sink, as this is reserved for the "bladder about to bursters"



and NEVER, under any circumstances whatsoever, use a Turkish public toilet.

bob