[kj] Very OT: Oh yes she did!

[fatpotanga]

My daughters nursery had a trip to see a pantomime today, Dick Whittington
at the Parr Hall in Warrington.
The good ship Mrs Fatpotanga & I take it in turns to do these things, and
today was mine. 
Whoppee-doo.

Hanyhoo - It was as boring as fuck and as bad as a school play until the
evil witch fell down deaded.
She was wearing a long skirt with a slit up the side  - y'know the kind that
occasionally flash a bit of leg? Well, she fell and as she landed the whole
thing twisted awkwardly and revealed a vista no one was intended to see for
yup, she was wearing large looped fishnet tights with no underwear.
And there she lay for 2 or 3 minutes, unaware she was flashing her kipper at
our part of the audience
I was outraged & shall tell them so after tomorrows performance. ;)