[kj] NEW RELIGION

[Bish]

Religion is ancient belief system.....someone write a new one please, 
any ideas?

Ipodism- the worship of Ipods
Soyism- the worship of all things soya
Tenpintsandakebabism- the divine path to a police cell and a penalty 
notice for disorder
Chavism- worship of Elizabeth Duke
Gatherism- the worship of how to put a point across with as many fancy 
words as possible so the other gatherers have to use Wilkopedia.
Americanism- Gaaadammm!
Englishism- "Fuckinell!"
Im fed up now..................................
;-)