[kj] Danger Beards

[Darth E. Vader]

99.99 per cent of people with beards die!

but look at God...

--- fatpotanga <fatpotanga at gmail.com> wrote:

> On 25/8/06 14:54, "Darth E. Vader" wrote:
> 
> > Agency therefore concluded that being overweight
> is actually rather good for
> you.
> 
> We-hey!
> 
> =:¬)
> 
> PS - the people couldn't have been thin because
> they're re ill could
> they...?
> I have noticed a direct link between growing a beard
> & dying (Freddie
> Mercury, Kenny Everett, Terry Thomas, King George
> VI, Karl Marx etc) & have
> come to the conclusion that people without facial
> hair are generally
> healthier than the rest of the population.


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Look at grafitti scrawled on the wall:
Dubya can't catch family friend Bin Liner...
But what the HELL?
They talk to God!


	
	
		
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