[kj] Melt Hex

Sergt. Dregs crackedmachine at yahoo.co.uk
Sat Nov 12 12:24:15 EST 2005


A round of applause for the pompous Mr Pants!
He has learnt how to reproduce and it affected his
mentality!

Anyone else feel like stepping up to their keyboard to
tell me what my political angles are, please don't
hesitate to get lost. So if Panty Man thinks I'm a "Yo
Fuckwit" I guess that makes Geordie a "YoYo Fuckwit"
since it was written that he laughed and also clapped
when the planes hit the World Rape Centre. I am too
busy to pointlessly argue the toss about laughter,
morality, etc, but thanks for the philosophy Pat. I
don't think Nietzzzzsche was very inspiring if you
read up on his rather pathetic personal life and
compare it to his philosophy. Some of you
pontificators really need to get out a bit more. 

Not so Jane Shadforth who I saw last night at
Manchester University. She was at the Damned gig
downstairs but I was at the sold out Melt Banana gig
upstairs. They moved too fast for the moshers, in
their Return to Planet Q. I was black handed, Bush to
the right, Biafra to the left, The Fall dead centre,
mugSTAR above. Cigs smoked here!

I brought down a hex upon my enemy Emma Doran, who is
cursed to a life of tragedy. I had already witnessed
the glory of Melt Banana in Burning Hum on 9/11. 

The Eyeball Wins!!!!!!

Earlier in The Fall, three dirty rats with bubonic
plague escaped from a lab in the jolly old USA, land
of the free disease. All we need know is a plague of
locusts to descend on LA for a full on biblical scene.


Bird Flew! What's New?

Bands witnessed at gigs since 7/11/05:

Dreams Are Free Motherfucker
The Minor Fall
Amalthea
Suis La Lune
Campaign
Stuckometer
Chris Corsano
Taurpis Tula 
Noise Noise Alores
Modified Toy Orchestra
Melt Banana x2
Joshe Pearson
The Dirty Three
Narcosis
Beecher

John Fowles, author of "The Magus" is dead.

There is a Killing Joke interview in the most recent
Stool pigeon free music paper, which has Billy
Childish on the cover. I have a couple of spare copies
if any of you are too sedentary to pick one up
yourselves.

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